random oneshot #2

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Hey! So I have a deal to propose. Since I have a lot of time on my hands,I was thinking I update this on the weekdays,then the weekends are my days were I don't update! Hmmm.maybe.

Question of the day: if you could draw someone on a piece of paper and it comes to life,who or what would you draw?

My answer:either Gray from fairy tail or Momotarou from Free!

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You and I were being lazy fucks as usual,playing some video game called,"pewds techno rage." I was winning apparently,until the game starts to glitch,and spazz out. My ps4 suddenly starts to shake,and explodes. I cry out and run to it,crying."MY BABY!! IM SO SORRY!!"I say,cradling it. You roll your eyes,and get up."I'm going to get more ice cream."you state,and go into the kitchen. As you grab the ice cream. You hear a yelp,and a thud. You go back with a spoon of ice cream in your mouth,and see I'm no where to be seen." Lovina??"you say,pulling out the spoon. You go to the t.v and look at it curiously. Then,hands reach out and grab you. You squeal and drop your ice cream on the floor,and are suddenly falling. You scream and look around,seeing all these colors and t.v shows everywhere. You then land with a hard thud,and look up. Everything was upside down,and then you saw the portal close,and you fall to the ground. "Ow~"you hear someone say from under you. You look and see me being squeezed by you."GAH SORREH!"you say,getting up and pulling me up. You look at me wide eyed."what?"I ask,my cat ears twitching....wait what?!I look at my butt and see a tail,and I scream."WHAT THE FUCK?!"I say,chasing my tail, making you roll your eyes,and your tiger tail twitches....WAIT WHAT?! You turn and see a tiger tail,and you yell,chasing your tail around. We hear laughter In the corner,and stop and look. It was the famous pewdiepie dressed as...a ballerina?"hey there are my favorite bitchez!!"he yells and Hugs us. We look at each other,confused."huh?" We both say as he pulls away."listen up bitchez. I have a faaabulous job for you. I need you,"he then points to us with his pink sparkly wand,"to go fetch Maya and Edgar from those creepypasta dudes. Mostly the link-cosplayer."he says,and I look at you,then you look at me,and we shrug."why not."we both say. He smiles then looks at our outfits and shakes his head."not in those ratchet ass outfits."he says sassily and twirls then boops us on the head. The last thing we hear before passing out,"fabuloussss......."

We then wake up at a house,most importantly,the slender mansion. I get up and scratch my cat ears and my tail twitches. You get up also and do the same,then we turn to each other,and screech."YOU OUTFIT IS ALL PINK AND FRILLY!"we both say together. You see,we both had on ballerina outfits with pink sparkles. We also had wands,tiaras.

We then sneakily sneak into the house,and see the dogs sitting on the couch,no one around.

I then grab one and you grab the other."well that was easy."you blurt out,and the lights turn on,revealing all the pastas. Our eyes widen,and Slenderman glares."who are you and what chu doing with mah new puppies?"he says sassily putting a tentacle on his hip. "Uh...Santa's helpers?"I say ,and I get pushed onto the couch and sat on by none other than Ticci Toby."OH! CAN YOU TELL SANTA TO BRING ME A BUNCH OF WAFFLES. LIKE A WAFFLE TRAIN A WAFFLE PLANE A-A-AND." He blabs and blabs to me about what he wants and I stare at him,nodding like I'm listening.I stand up,making Toby squeal and fall Down butt first onto the floor."well we have to be going now!"I say,taking Maya and running out,and you take Edgar and run out also."WAIT WHAT ABOUT OUR PRESENTS?!" Jeff BEN E.J L.J and Toby yell,running after.

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