When He Catches You Doing The nope Dance

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hey hehe...this was an idea of someone in the comments and i thought it was really cool so i put it in here!!!you know who you are! *wink wink*

jeff:

you were dancing around your house in some spandex shorts and a crop top.(hehe.sorry for changing it a little)

guess what song???...........ZE NOPE SONG!!!!! duh! its like,the hottest song now!!!!

"NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPIN NOPE STYLE!!" you sang really loudly,like REAAAALLLLYLYYT LOUD!!

then...a wild jeff appears!!!

"hey,____....wat,are,you,doing?"he said confused.

you looked at him like he was cray cray!

"dancing to the nope song...duuuuh!" you say like its the most obvious thing on earth.

"oh....can i join!?"he asks excitedly.

you nod,and you both do the nope dance into the sunset while riding magical unicorns.... THE END..

slenderp:

you turned up your stereo high,and did the nope dance like a BOSS ASS BITCH!!

then slenderp comes in,looking at you like you were an alien from planet ballsmania.

"child,what are you doing?"he asks,backing away slightly.

"well duuuuh! the nope dance!" you sang.

"what is the n-"he started,but you shushed him.

"shut up simon and dance!" you said.

he just facepalmed...or tenticle palmed,and strutted out.

eyeless jack:

jack came to visit you...and wanted to cook kidneys for you guys to eat.

he came through your kitchen wondow,and started to cook,but....

THERE WAS NO KIDNEYS!!*le gasp*

he heard singing from the living room,and it was yours.

he went to the livingf room,and asked,"

"hey,___.where are the ki-what the heeeell are you doing?"he asks you.

right now,you were dooing the famous dance....twerking.

jkjk....NONE OF THAT SHIT IN MAH STORIES!

you were dancing...THE NOPE DANCE!

"noo, dont tell me! nope nope nope nope!"you sang

"oh hey jackypoo! im doing the nope dance!" you sang,and started doing it faster.

"oh.."he said.

he started to forget about the kidneys,and danced the night away!

BENNY BOO!:


You were currently dancing to the song,The Nope Song

by the amazing X-Bonnie-Drowned-X and the Otaku gamer thatweirdgamer!!

as you were dancing,Ben entered your vision.

he stopped walking when he saw you dancing,then he heard the song.

his face went from the fuq to holy shiet!!!

"DIS IZ MAH FUQING JAM!!!" he yells,and starts doing the nope dance and holding a jar of jam in his hands.

you two were in perfect sinc....until you faceplanted into his chest.

TOBIAS!!:

"NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE!"you yelled dancing crazily.

toby thought something was wrong with you,since he had never seen you like that."

"what the f*twitch*are you dong,___"he asked over the loud music.

you gasped and held your heart.

"HOW DAFUQ CAN U NOT KNOW DIS SONG!THE NOPE SONG! IM DOIN DA NOPE DANCE!!" you said,and started to do it again.

he just stood there,watching you move.

he started to do it,and then got the hang of it.

lets just say...........your neighbors called the cops since it sounded like you guys were getting murdered or having HARD CORE SEX since there was yelling and banging...

(haha i wouldnt mind that toby..*winks* *toby blushes*)

 hoodie:

you guys were just having a normal day at the park,when suddenly someone with a trenchcoat puled a boombox out of his coat,and put it on full volume.

the famous hit,the nope song,came on.

"DIS IS MAH JAM BRUH!" every one yelled,and started to dance.

the only one not dancing,was hoodie.

he didnt know what the fuck that was...but he got the hang of it.

soon,everyone in the world was doing the nope dance.

that made the ground shake so much,that earth exploded,and you all died!:3 THE END

masky:


you guys were at a cheesecake convention.

people from all over ze world come to have a taste.

right now,there was suppose to be sme singers coming to preform,and you were waiting.

"LADIES AND GENTAL BALLS,HERES THE NEW HIT YOUVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR.....THE NOPE SONG!!"

the announcer said,and everyone cheered.

X-Bonnie-Drowned-X and thatweirdgamer came out,anbd started to do the dance.

everyone joined,including you and masky.

we called you guys up to the stage,and you danced with us,along with flying mint bunny

and my pet unicorn uni!

silver:


you were in your black and blue bra and underwear,when your song came on...the nope song.

"BICH WHA?MA JAM!1" you yelled,and started to dance the nope dance.

then,silvewr came in,with some chocolates and flowers.

"hey,___ lets g-"he said,but stopped.

his mouth dropped,and he got a massive nosebleed...and died.

jkjk he didnt,but he did faint.

you just shrugged and danced your heart out.

after a few minutes,he woke up.

he stripped and started to dance with you.

hehe hope you liked it...random,i know! i kinda edited it a little,but hopw you enjoyed anyway! bye!

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