You Want My W-What? |3rd series to 'My Friends BF is My F*ck Buddy'| (BOOK 3)

Dad...You're Embarrassing

Angel,

I got out the bed and freshened up. I still havent ate anything, I dont think it'll stay down anyway! I threw my hair in a ponytail and swooped my bangs to the side, then headed down the stairs.

"dad can you take me to the cheerleader try outs?"

"I thought you were sick"

"I am, but this is the only day to sign up"

"Well then dont sign up"

"I have to!"

"No you dont"

"Please"

"Ok"

"Thanks your so kind"

"Sometimes" he grabbed his keys "BABY! IM TAKING ANGEL BACK TO THE SCHOOL"

"OK"

We got into the car and drove off. 

"I should go see how your doing"

"No, wait til parent teacher conferences"

"Then they'll be 100+ more parents"

"So"

"Im going in to see  wassup"

I just sighed "We just started school though"

"Which means everything is just a review.. Meaning you should have all A's"

"maybe"

"Im gonna go see cause Im a good father and wanna no how my kidies are doing"

"Your embarrassing though"

"How"

"DO YOU REMEMBER HOW GIRLS MY AGE WERE LOOKING AT YOU?"

"Aye its not my fault Im sexy as hell"

"Thats disgusting"

"But it's true"

"If a girl looks at you then Im jumping them"

"iight"

We got there and I walked my dad up to my home room.

"This is my home room"

"I just wanna see how your doing"

We walked in the door and my teacher Mrs. Williams looked up.

"Hello"

OH DAMMIT! THATS THE TEACHER I CALLED A BITCH!

"Hey, Im Angels dad"

"Im Mrs.Williams. Angel is in my home room. How do you feel?" she looked at me

"My head still hurts"

"Let me mention how disrespectful she was this morning" 

He looked at me.

"Your daughter called me a bitch" she said straight up

"No i didnt!"

"ANGEL STOP LYING! WHY'D YOU CALL THE LADY A BITCH?"

"I told her I was sick and she wouldnt let me leave out"

"So you call her out her name?"

"Yes"

"Give me your phone, something has to be done"

"But dad" i hugged my phone

"Give it to me!"

I sighed and handed him my phone.

"Hows she in school so far?" he sled my phone in his pocket. 

"Shes doing pretty well, we're just going overstuff she should've learned last school year"

"Ok, do you have Chres for any class?"

"Yea, hes doing good as well" 

"Ok, thank you. Angel apologize"

"For what"

He hit me on the arm. It kinda hurt but im a G.  s(￣へ￣ )z 

"Im sorry"

"For?"

-_- "calling you a female dog" 

"I accept your apology" 

Bitch... I said in my head.

"Ok, do I need to leave my number with you?"

"Sure"

"Im not that bad dad" 

"323 7869201"

"Ok thank you"

"Im gonna go to the gym now"

"Wait I wanna walk with you!"

-___- "you can go home"

"Hold on. Dam"

We both walked to The gym. 

"So your gonna be in a mini skirt huh?"

"Yea, thats what cheerleaders wear"

"ok.. Your boyfriend is on the team?"

"Yea"

"Oh.."

We walked in the gym.. A bunch of girls and boys...

"DAMM! WHO IS THAT!" a girl yelled

"HOE THATS MY DAD. SHUT THE FUCK UP!" i yelled back 

"Iam sexy huh" he chuckled "I'll leave now"

"thanks. Can I have my phone?"

"yea" he pulled it out his pocket

"Thanks"

He placed it in my palm and then snatched it back. "Im just playing" he laughed sled it back in his pocket and walked away. 

I ran over with the others. 

Roc,

I took a double take at Essence once I thought I saw her in lingerie. I was right....

"Dam" i bit my lip and grabbed her arm pulling her close to me "what you trying to do?"

"Make your boner grow so you can show me a good time in the bed ;)"

"Its working. Im gonna show you a GREAT time.. Dam! Come on" i picked her up "Its still growing to, Im about to destroy you" 

"mmm your turning me on"

I sat her on the floor and pushed her backwards. "This sexy lingerie has to come off though"

"Help me?" 

"Anytime" I started stripping her

"Tear me up ok?"

"You got it" i released the biggest act 

I love this women! Coming home to this! She must really want a broken back right?

Diamond,

Are yall wondering if Nathan lives beside me? He moved.. I was happy I helped him with his stuff too. The way he looked at me when I was helping him with his stuff .  I was trying not to laugh.

A/N: A little while ago someone brought to my attention that half of this chapter was missing. I reposted what I could find, but from reading the end it doesn't sound like the full thing. It could be, but I'm not one hundred precent sure. I hope it is, but if it's not I apologize!! I'll end up editing the story soon.