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Mare: it's kind of cold outside...
Mare: do you wanna hold hands?
Cal: *smiling* sure.
Farley: it's fucking summer.
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Farley: I think it's time we have the talk.
Farley: Shade, tell Clara about the birds and the bees.
Shade: *to Clara* they are disappearing at an alarming rate.
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Maven: if you're gonna try to roast me, tell me something I've never heard before.
Mare: you're pretty.
Maven: *blushing* was that supposed to insult me?
Mare: you asked me to tell you something you've never heard before.
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Kilorn: what would you say if I told you I was in love with you?
Mare: that you have bad taste.
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Cal: I'm in love with you.
Mare: that's unfortunate...
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Cal: don't die!
Mare: don't tell me what to do you little shit.
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Cal: oh my god, I'm such an idiot.
Evangeline: no arguments there.
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Mare: how could I ever love the person that betrayed me?!
Cal: we were playing monopoly!
Mare: unforgivable!
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Kilorn: How is it I've never seen Mare before?
Shade: she is pretty short. Very easy to miss.
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Mare: I don't know how I keep messing things up.
Shade: me too. Honestly, I'm kind of impressed.
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Cal: *does something hot*
Mare: *under her breath* I'm in love with you.
Cal: what?
Mare: I said I'm selling you to the zoo!
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Farley: why do I get the feeling that you're about to tell me something I really don't want to hear?
Mare: ...experience?
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Red Queen One-Shots
FanficRed Queen series funny one -shots *Disclaimer, I do not own any of the characters, all rights go to Victoria Aveyard!