Shade: I love you Farley.
Farley: I love you too.
______________________________________Kilorn: I love you Cameron.
Cameron: same. Though this isn't a healthy relationship.
Kilorn: really cam? Is it that hard for you to be fluffy for once?
Cameron: Victoria wrote me as a badass character with difficulty at feelings.
Cameron: not everyone is perfect Kilorn.
Kilorn: you're getting there!
Cameron: you idiot.
Kilorn:
Cameron:
Kilorn: would a tuna sandwich be nice?
______________________________________Maven: I love you Mare.
Mare: you betrayed me and tortured me and my brother is dead because of you asshole!
Maven: but do you love me?
Mare:
Maven:
Mare: I slept with your brother.
Maven:
*Some time later*
Maven: *trying and failing to kill Cal*
Maven: *setting a lot of things on fire*
Maven: *kills inoccents*
Mare: how can I love you when you do these things!?!
Maven: but do you love me?!
Mare: *kills Maven with the envelope opener*
Mare: is that a good answer you maniac?
______________________________________Cal: I love you more than anything else in this world.
Mare: I love you.
The Red Queen fandom after Cal's betrayal: you should be happy you're a fictional character cause otherwise you would've been awfully tortured and killed!!!
Also the Red Queen fandom: Cal please come back? Please Victoria?
Red Queen fandom meanwhile: *writing different endings fanfics to King's Cage and War Storm*
______________________________________Kilorn: I have feelings for you Mare.
Mare: what the hell is wrong with you?!
Kilorn: what....
Mare: I already have murderous king and a hot ex-prince after me. Do you really want to join the gang?
Kilorn: fine, I'm off.
Mare: good.
Kilorn:
Mare:
Kilorn:
Kilorn: but can I come with you to the stupidly dangerous mission?
Mare: *facepalm*
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Red Queen One-Shots
FanfictionRed Queen series funny one -shots *Disclaimer, I do not own any of the characters, all rights go to Victoria Aveyard!