Red Queen One-Shots

ME

This one was literally what I was going through today. History test for the worst of me and my disordered head.
Hope you'll enjoy 😅

Me: okay brain. We learned this, right?

Brain: RIGHT!

Me: what was the name of the book Galileo published?

Brain: you know, I promise you that when Mare told Cal she's pregnant, he just sat there with a confused expression for a minute.

Me: yeah and Mare was probably trying so hard not to laugh.

Me: it's been ten minutes! What's the name of the damn book?!

Brain:

Brain: I don't know...

Me: work already!

Brain: I know! "Di Alog"!

Me: no way what does this even mean?

Brain: MareCal...

Me: it literally makes no sense.

Brain: MareCal MareCal MareCal.........

Me: *sighs*

Me: *writes "Di Alog" down*

Me: there you have it you stupid, useless thing.

*After handing over the test*

Me:  *screaming* you foolish deceiver!! It was "Dialogue"! What does "Di Alog" even fucking mean?!!! I failed that test because of your garbage...

Brain: so, about a pregnancy one-shot..

Me: I've already done that.

Brain: let's write this down!

Me:

Me:

Me: yeah sure, why not.

My life, I was never that pissed at myself...😡
CtF (kinda) is the next one!