To the moon and back

Here's daddy

SOTD: STUCK ON YOU BY NEW POLITICS

"You're a what?"

Okay, I'll say it, anybody that was a virgin and looked like Kyle was my role model. Kyle was sexy, and this is coming from a completely straight female. It had always been something I had never really thought about pertaining to her because I was so sure that she had gone that far...I knew for certain that Ethan had.

It had all happened on Andrew's birthday when I invited everyone over to my house for a night of drunken beer pong and sloshed board games. After about six cases of beer, four bottles of Absolut, and a generous serving of English rum, courtesy of Chandler, we all sat around the living room. Somehow the conversation turned to Anna Faris and Tyler's absolute crush on her.

"If I were not as straight as I am, I would try my damn hardest to add Anna Faris to my number" Tyler grinned sipping her drink.

We all went quiet for a second and it was Chandler who voiced the question, "What IS your number?"

Tyler made it no secret that sex was something she did...quite often.

"Honestly or modestly; cuz they ain't the same thing" We all burst out laughing at this and she shrugged, "Ten give or take"

"Wait" Ethan mumbled holding up a finger, "Was that the honesty or the modesty speaking?"

Tyler gave a sly grin, "How about you pretty boy, what's your number?"

Ethan gave Kyle a look and she shrugged, "Three, which I think isn't quite enough to call me a hoe bag for"

We all nodded in agreement and Ethan pointed at Trish, "Go on Trishelle, we're dying to hear"

"Two" I knew for a fact that both of these numbers consisted of her ex Stephen and Seth.

"That's truly beautiful" Soph clasped her hands together and raised her eyebrow at Seth.

"Six" My jaw dropped and he looked at me slyly, "i'm an animal, giiirrl"

"You're good with this?" Sophia asked Trish and she nodded,

"Seth had a bit of a streak before we met...His past is his past"

"Since you care so much, why don't you share with the group?" Seth sat forward in his seat and laid his head on Trish's lap.

"Five" Sophia grinned, "And three may or may not have been within the last month"

"I'm asking you nicely, add me to your number" Chandler joked. I knew Chandler had a bit of a thing for Sophia but he still never acted on it.

"Only if your number isn't too bad" She replied waiting.

"I've never been in a serious relationship like all of you...Eight"

"YOU HOE BAG!" I shrieked jumping onto the couch. Chandler laughed out loud and shrugged giving me a glance.

I quickly sat back down before muttering, "Two"

"You only wish you were half the hoe bag I am" Chandler smirked at my revelation.

"See I expected more for you, Harper" Tyler commented with a grin, "I'm guessing Andrew's is at least four times that?"

Tyler had this crazy notion that since Andrew was as good looking as he was, there was no possible way he hadn't played the field.

"The only number that matters is one and that's Harper" Andrew bit his lip to keep from laughing and I pushed him.

"Shut up" I knew he was making a jab at all the romantic movies I watched.

"Three" He murmured finally pulling me close and kissing me, "But you're still the only one that matters"