children of satan
satan 😡🧸
oh for the love of
god zach
angel boy 🧸💌
this is satans chat
jonah
angel boy 🧸💌
oh wait you are satan
😗✌🏻
satan 😡🧸
there are moments where
i want to snap u like a twig
corbyn
twig 🐳
i saw my name and
now i'm here
tasmanian devil 🤡
okay the only person
i want to snap me like
a twig is damon salvatore
tasmanian devil 🤡
WAIT SHIT WRING CHAT
satan 😡🧸
zach, we are the only
friends you have-
tasmanian devil 🤡
oh shit u right 😔
tasmanian devil 🤡
then i don't take back what i said
normal one 😳
okay but i have to agree
with zach on that one
😗✌🏻
angel boy 🧸💌
okay but have u seen
klaus mikalson 🥵
satan 😡🧸
all i'm seeing is
more jeremy for me
satan 😡🧸
wait i didn't mean to say that
tasmanian devil 🤡
AHAH i knew you secretly
watched it
twig 🐳
oh please we all know
stefan is the real hottie
normal one 😳
no one likes his crusty
whining begging ass
tasmanian devil 🤡
and that's on periodt
tasmanian devil 🤡
i'm just glad no one is
fighting me over damon
salvatore
satan 😡🧸
the only reason
why we aren't fighting
you for him is because you're
the only one who likes him-
tasmanian devil 🤡
hey! he may be an ass
but he's got the biggest heart
tasmanian devil 🤡
kinda like you jonah
normal one 😳
in this moment i'm really
glad we don't live together
normal one 😳
because i'm sure jonah
would be stabbing zach
angel boy 🧸💌
the only man who has redeeming
qualities is klaus
angel boy 🧸💌
i said what i said.
satan 😡🧸
he killed jenna
satan 😡🧸
you know the love
of alaric's life
satan 😡🧸
JEREMY AND ELENAS
ONLY LIVING RELATIVE
tasmanian devil 🤡
well technically only jeremys
since elena was adopted
angel boy 🧸💌
"he will always be your first love, but
i intend to be your last. however long it
takes"
angel boy 🧸💌
clearly the softest man in the show
tasmanian devil 🤡
y'all be forgetting about
when damon yelled at elena
for her to stop loving him
tasmanian devil 🤡
now THAT was powerful 😳
twig 🐳
but what about when stefan
literally was about to kill
himself and then elena said
some shit and he ended up putting
on the ring
twig 🐳
OR when stefan literally smiles
when he's around elena
tasmanian devil 🤡
if your next text is that stefan
and elena are endgame
i will end your game
satan 😡🧸
jeremy period
twig 🐳
okay i only like season 1+2
stelena
twig 🐳
but that's doesn't mean i don't
find stefan extremely attractive
tasmanian devil 🤡
of course he's attractive but
tasmanian devil 🤡
damon 🥵
normal one 😳
i think everyone is forgeting
about matt
normal one 😳
you know the one who was
always wrong place wrong time
satan 😡🧸
we forgot about him because
he literally just stands there
like "what the fuck is going on"
tasmanian devil 🤡
i personally think that alaric
and jonah are alike
satan 😡🧸
enlighten me on why
you think that zach
tasmanian devil 🤡
because you both are the
only real adults in the group
tasmanian devil 🤡
and you want to murder everyone
every five seconds
satan 😡🧸
i- we-
angel boy 🧸💌
the funny thing is he's not wrong
twig 🐳
alright im gonna go
binge watch the entire show
twig 🐳
see y'all in two months
normal one 😳
i'm uncle zack in this chat
tasmanian devil 🤡
well you kinda die within
the first ten episodes so-
normal one 😳
fuck this shit i'm out
angel boy 💌🧸
i'm gonna go watch the originals
now bye losers
satan 😡🧸
bye zach
tasmanian devil 🤡
wow gonna leave me here
to talk to myself?
tasmanian devil 🤡
okay maybe you are
authors note.
i have never laughed this much while writing a gc. this one is by far my favorite
— jorbyns-
FINAL EDIT july 2nd, 2023 — currently am rewatching tvd and i'm on season five and can i just say how much i hate stefan in this season
