why don't we what?
joho 🤠
alright. who the hell
changed my name to joho
corbean 👊🏻
that would most
likely be zach, considering he
calls me corn bean on a daily
basis
zacharoo 🤡
for the first time
this wasn't me
jackaroo 🦠
it was daniel
dani ✌🏻
hi i was summoned
joho 🤠
if you didn't
live across the country i would
actually murder you
jackaroo 🦠
alright i can't
stand the names anymore
jackaroo 🦠 changed to jdong 🐠
jdong 🐠 changed zacharoo 🤡 to zdong 🤡
jdong 🐠 changed joho 🤠 to jonuh ✋🏻
jdong 🐠 changed corbean 👊🏻 to frost 🥶
jdong 🐠 changed darniel 💊 to dani ✌🏻
jdong 🐠
much better
jonuh ✋🏻
i-
jonuh ✋🏻
whatever it's better
than it was
frost 🥶
jack, i'm flying
my ass to pennsylvania
to slap you
zdong 🤡
don't you dare
frosty
frost 🥶
don't test me baby
dani ✌🏻
i'm just glad
my name is the
only normal
one
jonuh ✋🏻
daniel
dani ✌🏻
yes
jonuh ✋🏻
shut up
zdong 🤡
i for one agree
with jonah on this
one
frost 🥶
that's a first
zdong 🤡
i can hear the
sarcasm in texas
jdong 🐠
good for you
zach
jonuh ✋🏻
wait, daniel
aren't you in
texas right now?
dani ✌🏻
i was until myta
kicked me out
because zach was
failing math
zdong 🤡
dani!
jdong 🐠
i'm not the only
stupid one!!
frost 🥶
you're still
stupid to me
jdong 🐠
i feel the love
jonuh ✋🏻
ah, i love
myta
zdong 🤡
doesn't everyone
frost 🥶
haven't met her
so i don't like her
jonuh ✋🏻
no one asked for
your opinion jack
frost lookin headass
frost 🥶
i will personally fly
to los angeles and shove
my foot so far up your ass
that your teeth will fall out
dani ✌🏻
oh shit
frosty mad
zdong 🤡
i need to sleep
but i want to talk
to you guys
decisions decisions
jdong 🐠
i-
jdong 🐠
zach sometimes you
concern me with your
lack of reasoning
jonuh ✋🏻
i miss my boyfriend
frost 🥶
well dang, that sucks
for you
dani ✌🏻
this is way too
much fun for me
to go to sleep
jdong 🐠
corbyn
frost 🥶
yes
jdong 🐠
suck my dick
frost 🥶
on my way ;)
jonuh ✋🏻
i-
jonuh ✋🏻
ew save that for your
own texts
zdong 🤡
i should be grossed
out by this, but i'm
so used to it, it doesn't
faze me anymore
dani ✌🏻
i miss u
zach
zdong 🤡
sounds like a
you problem
sorry i'm sleep
deprived
jonuh ✋🏻
no you're daniel
deprived
frost 🥶
copy that and put it
on a fucking billboard
jdong 🐠
corbyn i-
dani ✌🏻
shit it's like 1
here
jonuh ✋🏻
same for me
i'm gonna sleep now
but i'll talk to y'all nasty
asses tomorrow
jdong 🐠
i feel the love jo
frost 🥶
night hoenah
jonuh ✋🏻
i will murder you
corbyn matthew
dani ✌🏻
i'm assuming
zach fell asleep
jdong 🐠
probably
frost 🥶
so did jonah
apparently
dani ✌🏻
talk to you
guys tomorrow
frost 🥶
later dani
jdong 🐠
later frosty
frost 🥶
i know where you sleep
jack avery
— hi skinnies!! this is a really bad update due to the fact that i wrote it at 1 am because i am currently on my last brain cell at the moment. also, follow me if you haven't already because i am trying to reach 400 by daniel's birthday!
FINAL EDIT july 2nd, 2023 — clearly i was on something
