March 30th, 2020
9:43 PM
Recorded on IPhone
Louis: Goddamn I have the worst fucking headache ever ! (shouting over yelling)
Harry (in the back): Isn't my joke hilarious ?! HAHAHAHA
Louis: They've been laughing at Harry's horrible jokes for almost an hour, I want to die. Fuck my head. (mumbles in mic)
Harry (in the back): Heeeeeeeey, Niall that was myyy joke. (upset)
Niall (in the back): Sooo ? You didn't MAKE it.
Liam (in the back): Stop arguing ! Zayn's trying to sleeeeppp.
Harry (in the back): Shhhh, my baeeeeebee is also trying to sleeeeep.
Louis: If they start arguing even more, I might just burn this house down-
Niall (in the back): I was wondering why the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. HA !
Harry (in the back): Niaaall ! That was my joke ... (sniffles)
Louis: Uh oh, code blue.
Liam (in the back): Can I sleep on the couch ? I'm gonna sleep on the couch. Goodnight.
Niall (in the back): Hey my hair looks like soup hahahahaha
Harry (in the back): Louissss (cries even more) I need hugssss, I'm cryingggg
Louis: What the fuck is happening ?
Harry (in the back): Where's my Louisss ?? Helppppppp ! Louisssss !
Louis: (sighs) I'm here baby. (places phone on table, ceiling only shown)
Harry: (sniffles) He stole my jokes Louu ! They were miiiineee
Louis: I know darling, I know. How about we cuddle yeah ? Would that make you feel better ?
Harry: (Hiccups) O-Okay ... hug me I'm crying.
Louis: I'll hug you all you want love, first we get to bed, c'mon then.
Harry: Louisss (whines)
Louis: Okayyy. Does that make you feel better ?
Harry: Yeah ... carry me to beeeeed.
Louis: Baby-
Harry: Yes boo ?
Louis: C'mon Haz-
Harry: Loubear (sadly)
Louis: (huffs in defeat) Okay little froggie, c'mon.
March 30th, 2020
9:50 PM
Recorded on IPhone
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March 31st, 2020
11:17 AM
Recorded on IPhone
Harry: We're gonna wake boobear up the best way anyone can be woken up. (flips camera)
Harry: His beautiful bum is our main target. Ready, aim, fire ! (repeatedly smacks his bum)
Louis: (groans) Wha- What ? Harry ?
Harry: Goodmorning !
Louis: (looks at camera, then at Harry, then at his bum, then at Harry, then at the camera) Are you trying to make a porno of my-
Harry: What- No !! (flustered) I-It was for a home video !
Louis: (smirks at Harry, looks at camera and covers it with hand) I didn't give consent to any recordings ! Gaaaurds !
Harry: Heyyy !
Louis: Oh ! Harry, last night you were-
March 31st, 2020
11:22 AM
Recorded on IPhone
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᪥secret little rendezvous᪥ l.s.
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