᪥secret little rendezvous᪥ l.s.

Louis & Harry : Take 1

March 30th, 2020
8:55 AM
Recorded on IPhone

Louis: (almost drops glass) Oh fuck !

Harry: Louis don't curse ! We're gonna show our children this !

Louis: Ooo, children.

Harry: Yes so don't swear.

Louis: Shit, fuck, cunt-

Harry: Louis! I said- (sigh) Nevermind.

Louis: (skips next to Harry) Hey- (looks up at Harry) uh, who are we talking to exactly ?

Harry: (looks down at Louis) I don't know ... let's just, say hi. (looks back at camera) Hey!

Louis: Hey, it's currently 8:56, four minutes before our magazine launches, and we're buzzin' !

Harry: We've worked really really hard on this, and it was honestly so much fun. I'm very glad he did it.

Louis: We did it. We're both the ones who made it.

Harry: Yeah, we made it. (louis goes to kitchen) Anyways, we have a song releasing on April 30th-

Louis: He teased it on me insta ! (shouts from kitchen)

Harry: (chuckles) Yeah I did, erm, it'll be fun watching the fans' reactions for sure. Can you imagine Lou ? (sits on couch)

Louis: (walking back to Harry with waters) Ah yeah, we'll break the fuckin' internet that's for sure. Water darling ?

Harry: Yeah, thank you. (Louis sits next to him)

Harry: (shifts camera towards Louis) Look how tiny my little hedgehog is.

Louis: (smiles and lightly punches Harry) Oi fuck off.

Harry: (laughs) Y'know what makes him even cuter ?

Louis: Whatever you're thinking, stop thinking it ...

Harry: (mischievously) His blush. (pounces on him and kisses his face all over)

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Louis: (laughing and squealing) Hazza noo ! Get offa me- eee !

Harry: (gets off and tilts the camera towards him again) There we have it folks, blushing Loubear. Awhh, look at him, his lil messy hair and everything ! My hedgehog.

Louis: (raspberry red) You evil man. (slightly breathless)

Harry: Hahaha ! (stands up) Now then, we need to start preparing our house for the party. (looks down at Louis, chuckles lightly) You good love ?

Harry: (laughs) Don't be mad, little kitten. (coo's and gives him a kiss on the forehead)

Louis: Another one.

Harry: On the lips ? (hopeful)

Louis: As much as I'd absolutely love that.

Harry: (kisses his forehead again) My patience is slipping.

Louis: Oo good lyrics !

Harry: I'm gonna toss you like a salad.

Louis: (smirks and stands up)
Bye bye then fellow person, people. I dunno.

Harry: (smiles fondly) Yes sayonara ! Aloha ! Wait aloha ? Is that-

Louis: Have a fantastical day !

March 30th, 2020
9:01 AM
Recorded on IPhone