᪥secret little rendezvous᪥ l.s.

HL • ! Call ¡ • HL

Hello ?

Hey Lou, are you close yet ?

Yes love I'm close hah, just near the gate. I'll be there in about 5-6 minutes or so.

Oh okay, that's good. I was getting bored.

Sorry, the lobby confused me and I got lost, I also didn't think it'd be so far. But I took a gas station break and bought us some snacks !

Aw yay ! I missed you for those two little hours.

S'What you get for spoiling my plan.

I didn't plan on looking at my screen in that moment Lou !

Hahaha ! Media's been blowing up about that, honestly what a bunch of attention seeking little shits.

Hahaha, yeah I saw, Niall texted me about it a while ago. Apparently everyone thinks we're secretly dating even more now, who would've thought a picture I posted this morning would've changed everyone's perspective on us. Oh ! Did you see the pictures that the paps too ? Everyone's yappin' on about that too.

Well we're not secretly dating, more like secretly talking, kissing, fucking-

Lou !

Hahahaha ! I'm just kidding, but I won't be when we're an actual couple in the future.

Jeez, you scared me. I thought for a second we slept together but I forgot, I would've probably cried if I forgot and hurt your feelings.

Awh Hazza, you're so adorable. And the kissing'll go from the cheek to the lips soon, I know that for a fact.

Unless I die.

I-.... Say that again I dare you. I will kill you if you die.

That doesn't make any sense Lou! Hahaha!

Hahaha! I'm almost there Haz, I'm about to pass through the gate in a sec so I'll be talking to the guard.

Oh okay, just tell me when.

Alright, anyways, what were you doing while I was away?

I was just watching some shows and writing down ideas for new songs. Y'know I made one that is just- Mwah! A chef's kiss!

Hahaha, you dork! What's it about?

It-

Wait, hold on Haz, sorry I interrupted you, uh... I'm gonna roll my window down hold on.

Hey, card please.

There ya go... thank you.

No problem, say, mind if I have your number?

Yes. I do mind.

Oh- I-.. Okay... have a goodnight then. It would probably be better with me though.

Wink at me again and the next time you'll close an eye will be when I'm throwing dirt over your still living body ya fuck.

What the hell just happened there?

Bloody guard just asked me for my number, fucking winked at me too.

What was his name again?

I think it was.. Lio- Leo, I dunno Haz I forgot.

Oh Leo! Okay, hold on. Jessica! Leo Wern... Yeah... Yeah... Fire him. Thank you. Okay I'm back.

Awh Hazzaa! Were you jealous?

Obviously... it just made me mad, who the hell does he think he is hitting on you like that? What does he think you are? A whore? No!

My little Harry is being protective, I love it. I love you. Thanks for firing him though, made me all kinds of mad.

Yeah I could tell! What you said was so cool! How do you come up with it?

My brain is just superior Haz. What can I say?  I've just always had the mind of a mastermind- I have a mind of a master- I've always-... Whatever.

Hahahaha! It's "I've always had a mastermind."

Doesn't sound as cool.

Hahaha! You're so dumb!

No you are! Hahaha! I'm also walking up to the door Hazza.

You are?!

Oh- Jesus christ Harry!

I missed youuuu!

I missed you too Hazzy.

S'it okay if we eat snacks and make songs together?

Obviously Haz! Help me take the bags out?

Of course! Wait, we haven't hung up yet...

Oops haha, lemme just..

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