Here we go!
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Teen!Z: So, 'Mr. Murder Landez,' this relationship has been going on for..?
Teen!Mason: Two years.
Teen!Z: And your first name is..?
Teen!Mason, doesn't know where she's going with this: Mason.
Teen!Z, smirking: And your boyfriend's name is..?
Teen!Mason: Crescent.
Everyone: *gasps*
Adult!Cheryl, thinking: Called it!
Teen!Mason, eyes widen and his wolf ears lay flat on his forehead: Wait Wait Wait!! You misunderstood me! You said 'boyfriend,' I thought you meant best-friend! Crescent is my 'best friend.'
Teen!Crescent, yelling from the distance: You B*STARD!
Everyone: *gasps again*
Teen!Crescent: You lying B*STARD
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Thomas: Everyone has a gay cousin.
Mason: B**ch I don't have a gay cousin.
Thomas, gives him the 'really?' expression:
B r u h
Mason:
Mason: Wait.... whAT—
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[Sharaug, babysitting little Mason]
Baby!Mason, giggling: *is crawling on top of the ceiling*
Sharaug, internally: SH** NOT AGAIN—
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Slaughter, running to the school after Marcos texted her it was urgent: I got your call! What happened?!
Marcos: Our son got into a fight with a group of boys!
Slaughter: Oh d**m... did he win?
Marcos: S L A U H T E R
Slaughter: THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION MARCY—
Mason: *watching his parents fight while eating.... some red stuff*
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Coffee: Release her!
Mason, cackling evilly: Never!
Coffee, glaring: N o w . . .
Mason:...
Coffee:....
Mason:....
Coffee:....
Mason: Ugh FINE! *lets Kayla out of his room*
Coffee, holding Kayla close: That is the last time I let you play with my little sister!
Mason: We were just playing....
Coffee: You k i d n a p p e d h e r
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Passive, trying to bond with her nephew: Don't you ever want to talk about your feelings...?
Mason:... Naw.
Spectra: I do!
Mason: I know Aunt Specs.
Spectra: I'm sad.
Mason: I know.
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Tag:
XxCoffeeQueenxX
SilvertheTMNTfan
Sharaug
Choco_Corpation
Yazgash
Softchild1982
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OC/AU/Character Random
HumorSo ya know those OCs that I make for other AUs? This is where I'll put it here from now on. So this could technically be considered my second OC Book. It will also include Nova's Counterparts!
