Uhhhhh.... UUUHHHH.... MY NAME'S JEFF. okay, sorrrrryyyyyy for not updating for EVER. *skims through comme- ...... No i did not die thank you very much... ??????
Percy Jackson: GOSH DANGIT I CANT SING. LEMME OUTTA HEEEEERRRRREEEEEEEE
Jason Grace: he finally admits it...
Ok, imma split you guys up into groups, and im gonna assign you different songs that the readers suggested.
Mark Johnson: do we get to listen to it first?
No, you are going to sing along with it.
Piper McLean: but we wont know the lyrics.
Thats the point.
Demigods: -.-
We're going to start off with the chorus so we can squish in more songs. Kay?
Demigods: shut up.
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Brooklyn Rage for Hazel, Rachel, and Piper.
Hazel Levesque: ...im scared.
Rachel: HECK YEAH!!!
Piper McLean: someone kill me now.
Brooklyn Rage: Can't beat my Cant' beat my no they can't beat my Brooklyn Rage (I don't want a be a furry)
Rachel: CAN'T BEAT MY CAN'T BEAT MY
Hazel Levesque: yo they can feel my broken page.
Rachel: that made no sense.
Hazel Levesque: BLAME THE SONG I DONT KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.
Piper McLean: i dont want a be so pervy. Wait what?
Rachel: -.-
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Under the Sea for Percy, Cora, and Jason.
Jason Grace: WUT.
Cora: *snicker*.
Percy Jackson: AHHHHH THIS IS THE BEST SONG EVER.
Percy and Cora: UNDA DA SEA
Jason Grace: under the sea... Yeah.
Cora: Darling it's better
Percy Jackson: DOWN WHERE ITS WETTER
Jason Grace: that sounded really wrong im uncomfortable now.
Percy and Cora: TAKE IT FROM ME
Jason Grace: ****** **** [CENSORED]
Percy Jackson: 😱. HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE SONG.
Cora: this is getting sad.
Nico di Angelo: did I hear something dying?
Cora: no, that's just percy singing.
Nico di Angelo: makes sense.
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Centuries for Annabeth, Serena, and Mark
Annabeth Chase: OOH!! I LOVE THIS SONG!!!
Mark Johnson: wait what?
Serena Thompson: centuries....? What's this?
Annabeth Chase: ******....
Mark Johnson: SOME MARRIAGES ARE BORN SOME BURN THATS WHAT WE'RE TOL- this is messed up.
Serena Thompson: but true.
Annabeth Chase: BUTYOUWILLREMEMBERMEEEEEEEE
Serena Thompson: *listening to music on an ipod*
Annabeth Chase: WTF!?!!?
Serena Thompson: doo doo doo...
Mark Johnson: im scared.
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Shake it Off for Nico, Frank, Leo
Leo Valdez: OMG WE CAN BE A BOY BAND
Nico and Frank: no.
Leo Valdez: meanies...
Frank Zhang: okay.... Cuz the shakers gonna shake shake shake shake sha-
Leo Valdez: no. Do you even know this song??
Frank Zhang: i've only ever heard the title and thats just now. Cut me some slack.
Nico di Angelo: and the haters gonna hate hate hate hate HATE HATE HATEHATEHATE- 😭 its like my life...
Leo Valdez: BABY IM JUST GONNA SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE IT OFF, SHAKE IT OFF! *starts shaking*
Nico and Frank: OMG NO STOP!!!!
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Brooklyn Rage: bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh Brooklyn Rage bruh bruh Brooklyn Rage Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh
Piper Mclean:what is this? nyan cat?!
Hazel Levesque: bruh- is this some sort of gangster thing?
Rachel: BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH BROOKLYN RAGE.
Piper Mclean: yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Hazel Levesque: *runs away*
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Percy Jackson: UP ON DA SHORE DEY WORK ALL DAY
Cora: out in the sun they slave away
Jason Grace: *cries in the corner*. GET ME OUT OF HEEEEERRRREEEEEE
Cora:lol...
Jason Grace: how do you even know the lyrics??
*percy screec- i mean singing in the background*
Cora: THE LITTLE MERMAID WAS ONE OF MY FAVOURITE DISNEY MOVIES WHEN I WAS YOUNGER YOU LITTLE-
*Plays music louder*. You dont need to read that.
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Im really sorry that was kind of short, but i've had bad writer's block for a few months... Yeah... Im sorry it took so long to write this chapter, im a gashole. (1000 Ways to Die reference....)
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