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Percy Jackson: whats so funny young lady???
Cora: 🎤shut your f****** face uncle f*****!
Percy Jackson: WHAT THE HADES R U WATCHING!?!!?
Cora: South park.
Percy Jackson: what!????!? I never said u could watch that!
Cora: yeah, cuz i never asked.
Annabeth Chase: whats going on?
Percy Jackson: UGH!!! Cora's watching south park... They keep swearing!
Cora: hey dont blame me! That show has warped my fragile little mind...
Percy Jackson: .... U just quoted that didnt u.
Cora: yes.
Rachel: why cant we watch south park?!
Serena Thompson: yeah. Its hilarious!
Percy Jackson: NYO!!!!! *hits cora, rachel, and serena with broom*
Serena Thompson: WHAT THE HELL PERCY!?!??!
Percy Jackson: swear, and i swat u with za broom.
Rachel: b*tch...
Percy Jackson: *hits rachel with broom*
Rachel: HEY!!
Percy Jackson: im disappointed in u all. Now its up to me, to take charge and fix u ppl.
Jason Grace: stop f****** hitting us like we're flies!
Percy Jackson: *hits*
Jason Grace: hmm...
Percy Jackson: look, u guys di--
Cora: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! KENNY!!!!!!!!!!
Percy Jackson: ...
Cora: WHAT THE F*** WERE U THINKING, SETTING UR A** ON FIRE!?!??!?
Percy Jackson: CORA!! *hits*
Cora: ...
Percy Jackson: *hits*
Cora: hey, hey, im not swearing. Got it?
Percy Jackson: ...
Serena Thompson: YOU CANT TELL US WHAT TO DO!!!
Percy Jackson: *hits*
Serena Thompson: ok, maybe you can...
Piper McLean: percy what the hell!?!?
Percy Jackson: *hits*
Piper McLean: what th--
Percy Jackson: *hits*
Piper McLean: Π.Π
Percy Jackson: hmm?
Annabeth Chase: percy, you wouldnt hit me ri-
Percy Jackson: *hits*
Annabeth Chase: >:0
Poseidon: hello son!
Percy Jackson: hi dad.
Cora: hey dad.
Poseidon: hey, what r u watching?
Cora: south park.
Poseidon: f*** yeah!!!!
Percy Jackson: *hits*
Poseidon: hey!!
Percy Jackson: *hits*
Poseidon: stopit!!
Percy Jackson: *hits* *hits* *hits* *hits*
Poseidon has logged off
Cora: he didnt say anything bad!
Percy Jackson: i know. I just rlly love my job.
Rachel: .... WHAT TH--
Percy Jackson: *hits*
Rachel: -.-
Percy Jackson: i luv this broom.
Chiron: percy, i've gotten complaints about you going around and smacking people in the head with a broom!
Percy Jackson: ....
Chiron: now what the hel--
Percy Jackson: *hits*
Chiron: Perseus Jackson!!!
Percy Jackson: *hits*
Chiron: GRRR.....
Percy Jackson: *hits*
Ok, you know what!? *takes out huge broom*
Percy Jackson: holy--
*hits* *hits* *hits*
Serena Thompson: no swearing huh?
Percy Jackson: what?! I never said i didnt need healing time!
Rachel: ya gotta point.... *hits*
Percy Jackson: humph.
Bye bye!
Hazel Levesque: SO LONG SUCKA's!!!!
... You spent too much time with jeff.
Hazel Levesque: .... Bye.
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