NEW IDEA BURNING IN MEH HEAD.
Voldemort has updated his status
OMG I AM SO FABULOUS YOU UGLY RETARD DEMIGOD THINGS.
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Leo Valdez: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! ITS HORRIFYING!!!! KILL IT KILL IT!!!
Mark Johnson: I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO SCARED IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
Serena Thompson: WHYYYYY
Percy Jackson: looks like octavian.
Voldemort: SHUT IT. IM FABULOUS. Anyways, i got a new girlfriend!
Everyone: WHAT.
Voldemort: srry ladies, imma now taken.
Rachel: who would date you?
Voldemort: isnt it obvious?
Drew Tanaka: hey bf!
Everyone: O_O
Jason Grace: w-what?
Drew Tanaka: srry jason, but ur too late. Im taken now. Try to be strong.
Jason Grace: *tries to hide laugh* ehem... Uhh yeah... I'll try to be strong...
Drew Tanaka: thank you.
Voldemort: stay away from my gf.
Drew Tanaka has logged off
Jason Grace: FREEEEEEDDDDOOOOOOOMMMMMMM. *jumps out a window*
Piper McLean: this is a 12 story building.
Jason Grace: *starts flapping wings like a chicken*. Fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly. *flies into a tree*
Piper McLean: *snaps picture*
Voldemort: ahah. I am so fabulous i should change my name *snaps fingers* EDIT.
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Fabulous Voldy: SUP BRAHS.
Leo Valdez: EXCUSE ME 911?!?!?
Police Officer: yes, what's your problem sir?
Leo Valdez: THIS HIDEOUS GREY TURTLE MAN WITH MAKEUP HARASSING ME.
Police Officer: and what does this man look like?
Leo Valdez: HE'S REALLY UGLY.
Police Officer: please be more specific sir.
Leo Valdez: IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY SMASHED HIS FACE.
WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER.
12 TIMES.
Thor: my bad.
Police Officer: Ok si-
Leo Valdez: THEN RAN OVER HIM.
Police Officer: u-
Leo Valdez: WITH A TRAIN.
Police Officer: .... *hangs up*
Leo Valdez: EY. HALP MEH.
Fabulous Voldy: please, im fabulous elf boy.
Leo Valdez: 😱. I AM NOT AN ELF. YA BIOTCH.
Fabulous Voldy: puh lease. Im way more fab than you *snaps*
Leo Valdez: EH! Are you sassing me?!?!?!?
Fabulous Voldy: go die.
Fabulous Voldy has logged off
Leo Valdez: .... Screw it.
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Oh btw, that picture was from IISuperwomanII. It scared me to death, so I saved it👍 and added a little bit extra....
Ok, comment if the pic was #sofab or #IWANNAGOUGEMYEYESOUTANDFEEDTHEMTOALION.
Oh and vote and follow....
MORTICAI. MAHAHAHAHHAAHA.
-Pysch out!
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