Hetalia+Creepypasta+DT= Chaos and maybe a couple of deaths. O.o

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Suggested by Mapleclaw and SamBooher. Oh, and Oma_bear was the first to actually say a horror movie (other than s3vrcabi but dude, cmon ur already in the book....).
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Hah, i feel so evil right now.... Oh, srry Oma_bear to put you in this situation.

Oma_bear: ohh.... My.... Gods.....

Percy Jackson: .... What are you planning?

[three minutes later]

*creepypastas and Hetalia group bouncing off the walls*

Percy Jackson: ...oh.

Jeff the Killer: hey.... Never seen you before....

Oma_Bear: lay a finger on me and you'll regret it the rest of your life.

Italy: EEEKKK!!! MURDERER PEOPLE SO SCAARRRYYYY!!!!!

Jeff the Killer: Shut it ya big wimp.

Italy: mew.

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Greece: do you have any cats?

Ticci Toby: *slaps*. NO. NO CATS. YA B*TCH

Oma_Bear: OOOH!!! CAT? WHERE??????

Ticci Toby: AAAAHHHHHH *jumps out a closed window*.

Oma_Bear: dude, that's gotta hurt.

Ticci Toby: i dont feel pain

Oma_Bear: COOL. *slaps*. Did ya feel that?

Ticci Toby: no.

Oma_Bear: *slaps harder*. What about that?

Ticci Toby: no.

Oma_Bear: *sl-

Ticci Toby: *grabs hand*. This is just an excuse to slap me, isn't it.

Oma_Bear: yes. *kicks*

Ticci Toby: EY.
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Masky: im bored.

Germany: eh. Me too.

Masky: who the f*ck are you!?
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Leo Valdez: .... Are they all drunk?

Nico di Angelo: mm.... I dont think so.

Leo Valdez: rlly?!

Nico di Angelo: they were probably simply just born that way.

Leo Valdez: ....wow.... I feel sorry for them.

England: STFU!!!! I. AM. NOT. DRUNK. *collapses*

Oma_Bear: heheheh. Yeah he's drunk.

Percy Jackson: ok, put him in the closet.

Nico di Angelo: with the rest of the bodies.

Oma_Bear: WUT.
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Japan: i rearry dont know what is going on. I just appeared here.

America: DUUUDE. How come you're never mad?

Japan: shut up.

America: CMON. GET MAD. I KNOW YA CAN. GOOD BOY.

Japan: im not your puppy.

America: cmon boy!

Japan: *turns into a dragon*. I SAID IM NOT YOUR PUPPY ***************

[BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP]
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Annabeth Chase: -.- *facepalm*. Appearantly they dont care about destroying our chatroom *dragon breaths fire and sets BEN on fire*

BEN DROWNED: ************************!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oma_Bear: heh, ben. Need help? *holds up bucket of water*

BEN DROWNED: *faints*

Jeff the Killer: *draws moustache*

Annabeth Chase: as long as their chatrooms are perfectly ok.

Jeff the Killer: *attacking Hungary*. SHUT UP!!!!!

Hungary: *evil laugh*

Nico di Angelo: hey, where's Hazel?

Frank Zhang: i blindfolded her, gagged her, and tied her up and put her in a cage.

Nico di Angelo: ....why?

Frank Zhang: i dont want her to get influenced again. Swear words are being screamed constantly by pretty much everyone.

Nico di Angelo: so you had to tie her up?

Frank Zhang: yes.

Nico di Angelo: ....... Ok.

Oma_Bear: wait, cant she still hear?

Frank Zhang: ........ Crap.
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America: *piggyback riding Slenderman*. HEY DUDE THIS IS TOTALLY AWESOME I TAMED THE GREAT SLENDERMAN!!!

Slenderman: get off me child or i will simply have to rip your pathetic little body to shreds and hang it on a tree for display to petrify small children.

Jeff the Killer: dibs on his blood.

Eyeless Jack: OOHHH!!!! I WANT THE KIDNEYS SLENDY YOU PROMISED ME TO GIVE ME ALL THE KIDNEYS OF YOUR VICTIMS

Piper McLean: its kind of disturbing how they talk about this like it happens everyday...

Japan: please do what you want with him.

America: OH DUDE PLEASE DONT LEAVE ME WITH THESE REALLY UGLY PYSCHOPATHS!

Creepypasta: ......

[some time later]

*chatroom explodes*
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*takes a deep breath*. *screams*. WE MADE IT TO A 200k VIEWS PEOPLE! PAT YOURSELVES ON THE BACK. thank you so much for all your help and for reading my books. I think i started wattpad somewhere in the summer, and i'm shocked at how far this has come. Again, thank you meh friiieeeeennnndsssss (ok that was kind of creepy).

Donta foraget to ah vote, comment, follow. Ah thank you vereh much

-Pyshc out!

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