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Hey get this. I was just walking home from school today, when some guy just came up to me and punched me in the face!!
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Annabeth Chase: why would they do that?
Percy Jackson: i dont know! He was yelling something about me sassing him.
Annabeth Chase: wait, sassing?
Percy Jackson: yeah. It was weird.
Annabeth Chase: oh Gods... We never got rid of Persassy!
Percy Jackson: and he looks exactly like me! GOSH DAMMIT!!!!!
Thalia Grace: wait, why is there another chapter about Persassy?
Nico di Angelo: AUTHOR!!!!!!
Wat.
Thalia Grace: why do you keep doing chapters on Persassy?
Because.
Percy Jackson: BECAUSE WHAT DAMMIT THE GUY IS RUINING MY LIFE.
what life?
Percy Jackson: -.-
Thalia Grace: why is Persasy back?
Welll.... Do you want me to lie, or do you want the truth?
Everyone: TRUTH.
You people are boring!
Annabeth Chase: ...well.
Yeah. I dunno, maybe a little more drama will help.
Nico di Angelo: do you hate us or something?
Im sorry, but people are here to read about you people, not me.
Nico di Angelo: GRRR.....
Persassy: so what biotch, am i joining facebiotch?
Percy Jackson: its facebook idiot.
Persassy: i dont give a shiz.
Percy Jackson: why cant you die?
Nico di Angelo: SRSLY AUTHOR KILL THE GUY ALREADY!!!!!!!
Srry, cant.
Nico di Angelo: WHY!?!
I cant kill characters.
Nico di Angelo: HE'S NOT EVEN A REAL CHARACTER.
DAMN YOU NICO YOU'RE NOT A REAL CHARACTER.
Nico di Angelo: YES I AM.
IM KEEPING PERSASSY UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE, OR UNTIL YOU PEOPLE GET MORE MESSED UP.
Percy Jackson: go die.
Percy Jackson has been temporarily removed
Dont screw with me. Just get on with the chapter. People arent reading to see us fight.
Annabeth Chase: or are they...?
Cora: hey, what did you do to percy?
Nothing.....
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Meanwhile
Percy Jackson: *wakes up in metal box*. HEY WHAT THE HECK!?
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He'll be fine.
Cora: uh, ok.
Persassy: sup biotch.
Cora: HEY! WHATS HE DOING HERE!?
Nico di Angelo: stupid author is making us babysit him
Cora: oh Gods no....
Persassy: yes, i'm staying with you biotches until the author decides what to do with me.
Nico di Angelo: why cant she just kill you?
Persassy: because. Im awesome.
Nico di Angelo: GO TO TARTARUS.
Persassy: ooh, what's that? *picks up broom*
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*in box*
Percy Jackson: *gasp*. Somebody is touching my broom!
How does he sense that...?
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Persassy: *hits*
Annabeth Chase: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Cora: THE BROOM MUSNT FALL INTO THE WRONG HANDS
Nico di Angelo: ..... Its always been in the wrong hands.
Persassy: I like this broom
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*in box*
Percy Jackson: *explodes*
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Persassy: feed me biotch.
Nico di Angelo: no! Do i look like your mommy?
Persassy: ur not a girl?
Nico di Angelo: GRRRRRR......
Cora: lol.
Thalia Grace: hmm.... I have an idea.
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\3 mins later/
Persassy: GET ME OUT OF THIS BIOTCHY CAGE SCREW YOU
Nico di Angelo: yeah that works.
Thalia Grace: now to put the chains.
Nico di Angelo: >:D
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What did you guys do to persassy?
Nico di Angelo: you told us to watch over him. We are.
Persassy: IM IN A CAGE GOSH DAMMIT.
Eh. Im ok with that.
Persassy: HEY!!
So, what do you guys think we should do with persassy? Dont forget to click that vote button, and comment your ideas.
Nico di Angelo: i still say we kill him.
Thats up to the readers.
Nico di Angelo: humph.
Thank you,
-Pysch out!
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