Demigods texting

Thalia joins Facebook

Thalia Grace has updated her status

Hey people! I got facebook!

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Jason Grace: HEY SISTA! HOW ARE U DOIN

Thalia Grace: .... Percy did u get him drunk?

Jason Grace: hey...

Percy Jackson: no. Cora took away my wine and hid it. And how do you even know about that?

Thalia Grace: cora's kept me updated.

Cora: HAHA

Thalia Grace: cora, i need to ask you something.

Nico di Angelo: crap... I think i know where this is going...

Private chat between Cora and Thalia Grace

Thalia Grace: listen, percy's told me about you... And i've been thinkin'

Cora: uh...

Thalia: how would you like to join the hunters?

Cora: ....

Meanwhile....

Nico di Angelo: *loads shotgun* she's gonna leave me...

Rachel: since when did u ever have a shotgun?

Nico di Angelo: oh i dont. It just makes me sound all cool...

Rachel: ..... Thats sad...

Nico di Angelo: ... Se better not ditch me for those hunters! They're the reason i lost Bianca! She ditched me for them!

Hazel Levesque: i would do the same... But im not aloud to...

Nico di Angelo: ...

Cora: good news! Im joining the hunters!

Nico di Angelo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! WHY!!!!! DONT LEAVE ME!!!!!

Nico di Angelo has logged off

Hazle Levesque: oh that cant be good...

Rachel: what?

Hazel Levesque: OH GODS. He's raising the dead... And they're killing mortals... ITS AN APOCALYPSE!

Cora: crap... I was just joking...

Cora has logged off