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Worst. Week. EVER

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EVERYONE GO FREAKIN F URSELF

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Leo Valdez: whats wrong babe?

Rachel: SHUT THE F UP

Leo Valdez: babe...

Rachel: DONT CALL ME BABE BIOTCH

Nico di Angelo: hehehehe....

Cora: NICO

Nico di Angelo: i said nothing...

Cora: why the attitude?

Rachel: WORST WEEK EVER

Cora: what happened...

Rachel: drew tried to kill me twice, i walked in on octavian twerking in his underwear singing 'Single Ladies', people were mocking me for stupid dumbass reasons, and people were saying how i shouldnt be praetor because im too young...

Cora: wow...

Octavian: U SAW THAT!?

Rachel: yes. Yes i did

Leo Valdez: aw... Poor u... Would it make u feel better if i kissed u?

Rachel: SHUT THE HELL UP

Leo Valdez: ...

Rachel: i also got thrown into a dumpster, got attacked by 13 gorgons at the mall, nearly drowned, almost got trampled by the war elephant, got kissed by a random old guy on the street, and nearly fell off a FREAKIN CLIFF

Nico di Angelo: gee... I suddenly lobe my life...

Cora: all in one week?

Rachel: believe it or not, yes.

Percy Jackson: im trying to picture it... Its not pretty..

Annabeth Chase: how is that even possible?

Rachel: frankly

Fai Zhang: ...

Rachel: srry. Practically anything is possible... We're F- ING DEMIGODs FOR GOODNESS SAKE! NOW SHUT THE HELL UP

Piper McLean: wow.. Ur screaming a lot...

Rachel: I SAID SHUT UP

Jason Grace: hey! Dont yell at her!

Rachel: GO DIE IN A FIRE

Jason Grace: mommy...

Everyone: ...

Percy Jackson: plz.. Stop

Rachel: I DO WHATEVER I WANT BIOTCH

Cora: ....

Nico di Angelo: say... R u free saturday night?

Rachel: ...

Cora: we're over

Cora has logged off

Nico di Angelo: NO WAIT!

Percy Jackson: HAHAHHAHAAHHAH

Nico di Angelo: *sigh...

Percy Jackson: wow.. They broke up, and i didnt have anything to do with it! YUS

Piper McLean: ... Well? Nico, arent u gonna go after her?

Nico di Angelo: ok... But im nervous.

Piper McLean: just talk from the heart

Nico di Angelo: ok... I like chicken nuggets...

Piper McLean: .... Not about food... How u feel about her.

Nico di Angelo: im rlly bad at that.

Piper McLean: GOOOOOOO NOWWWWW OR ELSE I WILL THROW U OFF THE FREAKIN GRAND CANYON!!!!!!!!! IT IS NOT FUN!!!!! I KNOW!!! DONT ASK!!!!

Nico di Angelo: ok ok...

Nico di Angelo has logged off