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What'd i tell u biotches, imma come back!
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Leo Valdez: what?! How??
Rachel: !!! B-b-but... I thought Tyson killed him with his truck!
Tyson: what!? Who'd i kill!!!
Thalia Grace: u killed percy's sassy twin.
Tyson: OHGODS!!! I KILLED PERCY!?!??!!
Percy Jackson: wat.
Tyson: AAHHHHHH!!! PERCY'S A MONSTER!!!! *smacks with stick*
Percy Jackson: gah! What the-!?
Persassy:hahah. Biotch...
Percy Jackson: U SHUT IT.
Annabeth Chase: yeah... Persassy's supposed to be dead.
Persassy: I AM.....
Everyone: O.o
Piper McLean: lol, this has been the creepiest week ever. First, Tyson kills somebody. Second, our parents try to scare the hell out of us. Third, creepypasta hacks. Fourth, persassy is haunting us.
Tyson: I KILLED SOMEONE!!! I DONT WANNA GO TO JAIL!!! *starts crying*
Cora: hey, hey dont cry! Ur gonna be ok!
Tyson: SHUT UP! IMMA GO TO JAIL!!! I MUST ESCAPE.
Cora: say what now.
Persassy: ooh! They should make a creepypasta about ME!!!
Annabeth Chase: ... You mean a story about a really sassy double of a demigod, who got hit by a truck?
Persassy: ... Well when you out it dat way biotch, it makes me sound pathetic.
Everyone: YOU ARE.
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Persassy: oh now u all just a bunch of haters!
Frank Zhang: haha! Yeah! Haters of YOU! HAHAHAHA!!!
Leo Valdez: ... No. Just... No. I make the jokes around here. It just saddens me to watch you try...
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Frank Zhang: ....
Leo Valdez: walk away now. Just, walk away.
Frank Zhang: .... Meanie...
Hazel Levesque: oh no Frank, its ok!
Frank Zhang: thnx.
Hazel Levesque: its just, ur not funny.
Frank Zhang: uh-
Hazel Levesque: at all.
Persassy: true dat biotch.
Persassy's not actually dead.
Everyone: WAT.
He didnt die on impact, he's actually still alive. Hiding in the Poseidon cabin.
Cora: .... How...
Percy Jackson: WHERE IN OUR CABIN.
Closet.
Cora: ugh, hate that closet.
Percy Jackson: *opens closet door*
Persassy: H BIOTCH.
Percy Jackson: *slams closet door shut*
Persassy: well thats rude.
Cora: GET RID OF HIM!!!!!!
Percy Jackson: *takes out shotgun*
Percy Jackson: *violently shoots closet door*
Cora: no way he survived that.
Annabeth Chase: does that make percy a killer...?
Cora: i dont think so....
Comment your ideas!
Serena Thompson: we're not done yet.
Oh. Well. Still comment.
Serena Thompson: save that till the end.
Percy Jackson: *slowly opens closet door*
[insert horror music]
Percy Jackson: !?!?!?! HE'S STILL FREAKING ALIVE!!!!!
Cora: this guy just does not ever die...
Tyson: do i have to hit him with my truck?
Percy Jackson: maybe.
Tyson: *picks up truck*.
Tyson: *aims at Poseidon cabin*
Cora and Percy: NEVERMIND.
Persassy: hehehe.... I will stay with u people forever... U R MEH BIOTCHES. FOR LIFE.....
.....
Everyone: ....
Hazel Levesque: percy...?
Percy Jackson: yeah?
Hazel Levesque: get ur broom ready....
Percy Jackson: THOUGHT U'D NEVER ASK. *takes out broom*
DUN DUN DUN!!!!!
Chiron: PERSEUS JACKSON!!!
Percy Jackson: ...yeah...?
Chiron: GIMME THAT BROOM.
Percy Jackson: *about to hand over broom*. Nah, you know what? SCREW THAT. *takes back broom*
Chiron: PERCY!!!!!
Percy Jackson: *hits*
Percy Jackson: HEHEHEHEHEHE....
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Now are you guys done being creepy?
Serena Thompson: yes, wait what?
Good. Dont forget to comment, vote, and follow! Whatever works for you!
Serena Thompson: uh yes. Comment ur thoughts on this chapter, and what you think should happen to Persassy.
Persassy: i recommend you comment about my awesomeness biotches.
Dont call them that!
Persassy: i call everyone that!
SHUT UP OR I WILL FREAKING EDIT YOU OUT.
Persassy: ...
Hoped you liked the chapter. PEACE OUT.
Persassy: YES. PEACE OUT BIOTCHES......
YOU RUINED IT!!!!!
Persassy: :P
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