Yet Again (under Editing)

Part 78

"Yeh sab Teri galti hai.. Tune hi kuch kiya hoga" Neha yelled on phone. "Par mene kya kia?" I made a puppy face. "Tune hi toh abhi kaha ki tu aankhen band karleti hai... " she was ready to kill me.
"Par Woh toh.. Apne aap ho jaata hai yaar.." I tried to be reasonable.
"Kyu hota hai apne aap? Itna handsome sa.. Toh pati mila hai tujhe.. In fact humare group me sabse handsome tera pati hai.. Par tu bewakoof.. Uske paas aate hi aankhen band karleti hai... Shame on you Bhoomi.. Tu toh sofa set se khudke suicide karle.." Neha made me feel more miserable.
"Toh kya karu?" I pleaded for help. "Tujhe jiju ko kiss karna hai.. Woh bhi adult wali kiss.. Bachon wali nahi.." She ordered. "What?? Mujhse nahi hoga yaar" I was already turning redder than tomatoes. "Tu kiss karegi yaa tere badle mein karu?" She threatened. "Nahi.. Nahi.. Mein hi karungi.." I hung up.. As Rajiv came out of the bathroom.. With a towel wrapped around his waist and he was drying his hair with another one. I stood there staring at him like an owl. "Kya hua?" He asked. "Kuch nahi" I showed my teeth while still staring at him. "Kuch chahiye?" He asked again.. Eyeing me weirdly. "Nahi.." I replied. "Mein kar du? " I asked for the towel in his hand. "Kya baat hai... Bada pyar aa raha hai" he teased me. "Pyar toh kab se aa raha hai.. Bas tumhe dikh nahi raha" I murmured under my breathe as I started to dry his hair. I decided to try some tricks taught by Neha and Anjali to seduce Rajiv. I , intentionally, started to stare into his eyes as Neha asked me to... Just to show what I want. Initially, he didn't notice but he saw later and too stared deep into my eyes. "Bhoomi.." He said in a really seductive tone. "Hmm" "Yeah kya kar rahi ho? Mujhe late ho raha hai" he yelled the next moment. Beda garak!! He didn't get me. He stood up and went to the cupboard to pick his clothes. I went to him and hugged him from behind (Anjali's advice) "Don't go to office today" I tried to speak seductively. "Why? So that I can play ludo with you?" He mocked as he turned. "Arggggh...." I cried in frustration.. Why can't this be simple? "Bhoomi what happened to you?you are behaving weird?" He said annoyingly. "I'm behaving weird.. Look who's talking" I murmered in anger. "You said something?" He asked picking his clothes. "No" I shook my head while faking a smile. "Papa...." Aashi entered with her teddy bear. "My doll.. What's up?" He picked her up. "I came to ask mumma for breakfast.." She spoke.. At least somebody needs me. "Aap jao beta mein abhi aayi.." I caressed her cheek. She ran away.. "If only your idiot papa understood what I'm trying to say.." I murmured again. "Bhoomi.. What's wrong with you.. You are murmuring something since then.. Are you alright? Do you need something? Do you wanna say something......." He was asking me constant questions and I was staring at him blankly finally... I didn't know what I thought but I held him by neck.. Stood on my toes to match his height then smooched him with open eyes for about 15 seconds.. "There you go.. I was trying to do this.. But you are such a headache.. Come down.. I will serve breakfast.. And yeah .. Wipe the lipstick off your lips before coming out.." I spoke before leaving the room.. While he stood there rooted to his place.. Still in shock