Luna: Since Secret Santa is over can I leave now
Uncultured Swine: Idk CAN you
Sword Gorl: can1
/kan/verb modal verb: can; modal verb: could1.be able to." they can run fast"be able to through acquired knowledge or skill."I can speak Italian"have the opportunity or possibility to." there are many ways vacationers can take money abroad"used to express doubt or surprise about the possibility of something's being the case." he can't have finished"used to indicate that something is typically the case." antique clocks can seem out of place in modern homes"2.be permitted to." you can use the phone if you want to"
Sword Gorl: Bitch
Uncultured Swine: Why do you have that
Sword Gorl: Because I like to e-mail it to teachers when I ask if I can use the bathroom and they pull that shit
Luna: Of course you do
Sword Gorl: Also you can't leave
Ferrari Slut: We won't allow it
Robotic Gay: Like don't even try
I'm always forgotten: You'll regret it
Uncultured Swine: The fact that Emori said that somehow makes it more threatening
I'm always forgotten: Heh
Momma June: GUYS
Momma June: IT'S ALMOST VALENTINES DAY
Momma June: AND LAST YEAR BELLAMY RAVEN MONTY AND I ALL WENT OUT BECAUSE WE WERE BITTER AND SINGLE
Momma June: AND NOW BELLAMY'S THE ONLY SINGLE ONE
Uncultured Swine: Shut up
Cockroach: Monty???
Momma June: Also I know how to dress bi now, thanks TikTok
Ferrari Slut: Everyone should know that Clarke not only said that out loud but also finger gunned while she said it
Cockroach: SOMEONE ANSWER ME
Uncultured Swine: Oh yeah he's dating Miller
Cockroach: MILLER'S GAY???
Uncultured Swine: He hasn't said but we think pan
Cockroach: Why?
Sword Gorl: Because he definitely had a crush on me
Ferrari Slut: Who wouldn't
Weedeater3000: STOP FLIRTING WITH MY GIRLFRIEND
Cockroach: Jesus dude calm down
Weedeater3000: Shut up Murphy
Momma June: As the designated mom friend I advise you to calm down
Weedeater3000: STAY OUT OF THIS BITCH
Ferrari Slut: You're literally in a groupchat
Weedeater3000: YOU ARE THE LAST PERSON I WANT TO HEAR FROM RIGHT NOW
Sword Gorl: Jasper where'd this come from
Sword Gorl: You just randomly blew up on everyone
Weedeater3000: It may seem random but it's not
Weedeater3000: Ever since Josie got here you two have been flirting RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME AND FUCKING ACTING LIKE IT'S NO BIG DEAL
Sword Gorl: Cause it's not? That's just what girls do we all act like we're dating
Robotic Gay: Yeah Emori and Clarke literally kissed yesterday
Cockroach: And Emori's boyfriend doesn't fucking care
Weedeater3000: Emori doesn't like girls
Weedeater3000: If Josie were a guy you'd all be on my side
I'm always forgotten: I'm literally bi
I'm always forgotten: Just because I haven't told you doesn't mean you should assume I'm straight
Weedeater3000: Now I'm the bad guy because I don't want my girlfriend flirting with someone else
Momma June: No you're the bad guy because you're making false accusations based on no proof and you don't trust your girlfriend enough to not cheat on you which could mean you're implying a prejudice against bi people that we're more likely to cheat or that you're insecure in your relationship, i'm guessing it's a bit of both.
Weedeater3000: Yeah go ahead and say a bunch of shit that sounds smart to make yourself feel better about the fact that despite it being your lifelong dream to be a doctor and all the work you put in, you're no further ahead than most highschool hospital interns
Momma June: Aw did I make the bitch baby angry because I spoke the truth
Uncultured Swine: Guys stop. Clarke, this isn't your issue. And Jasper, you're being rude. I suggest that you talk this out with O and maybe Josie.
Cockroach: Basically don't bring your baggage into a groupchat
I'm always forgotten: Because we don't want it.
Robotic Gay: Damn that double team tho
Cockroach: Clarke wanna go break stuff
Momma June: PLEASE
Luna: Have fun guys
Luna: Also I'm leaving
Robotic Gay: No please don't
Robotic Gay: The chat's usually a lot more chill and really fun idk what was up with us today
Luna: Idk that shit was pretty intense
Luna: I just don't like when people argue
Robotic Gay: Am I sensing a dramatic backstory?
Luna: Maybe later
Robotic Gay: Wanna go get some food and maybe I can convince you to stay and tell us
Luna: Sure
Robotic Gay: *tony the tiger voice* GRRREAT
Luna: How is it possible that I'm regretting something that hasn't even happened yet
