Josephine Lightbourn is a bad bitch and she will be in this story.
Sword Gorl: Wassup my bitches
Art Kitty: Excuse me
Art Kitty: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY
Sword Gorl: Klork the message is right there I don't need to repeat myself
Art Kitty: You called them your bitches
Sword Gorl: Yeah
Art Kitty: YOU'RE ALL MY BITCHES
Sword Gorl: WE ARE NOT
Sword Gorl: EVERYONE IN THIS CHAT IS MY BITCH
Art Kitty: WRONG EVERYONE IS MY BITCH
Sword Gorl: GIVE ONE GOOD REASON
Art Kitty: Ohkay well first of all, I'm the reason all of you are friends cause I introduced you and Bellamy to Raven and Murphy then Murphy brought Jasper to hang with us then Jasper brought Monty. Second of all, I keep you guys safe and shit plus I'm basically y'alls mom. Third, I bet if I died it'd be complete anarchy and everyone would start World War 3 or some shit.
Cockroach: Ah yes complete anarchy my favorite summertime snacc
Robotic Gay: Mine is Ellen Page
Sword Gorl: CAN YOU GUYS NOT WERE HAVING A CONVERSATION
Cockroach: soOoOOOOorrRrrYyyy
Sword Gorl: ANYWAY
Sword Gorl: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE BASICALLY A MOM, YOU DON'T ACT LIKE ONE AT ALL
Cockroach: How would you know what a mom acts like
Art Kitty: Shut up Murphy
Cockroach: Yes sir
Robotic Gay: See? She got Murphy to shut up in like 3 seconds
Robotic Gay: We're all her bitches weather you like it or not
Art Kitty: HA
Sword Gorl: I'm not giving up, just you wait
Art Kitty: Wait for what
Robotic Gay: WAIT FOR IT
Cockroach: I'M WILLING TO WAIT FOR IT
Art Kitty: Oh my Lucifer shut the fuck up
Art Kitty: Btw can I add my friend Josephine? She just moved here and she doesn't have any friends
Uncultured Swine: How do you know her
Art Kitty: We met at art camp
Uncultured Swine: I don't care if you add her
Sword Gorl: Me neither
Robotic Gay: Go ahead
Weedeater3000: Yeah
Dr. Plant: I need new friends so why not
Weedeater3000: Rood
Cockroach: That's fine
Art Kitty: Alright I'm adding her
I'm always forgotten: Once again, you forgot me
Art Kitty added "Josephine" to "delinquents"
Josephine: Heyyyy
Dr. Plant: Hello! I'm Monty
Cockroach: The names Murphy, John Murphy
Weedeater3000: They call me Jasper
Uncultured Swine: Bellamy
Sword Gorl: Is a dweeb
Uncultured Swine: Really
Robotic Gay: She speaks the truth
Josephine: I'm assuming "Sword Gorl" and "Robotic Gay" Aren't your real names so what are they
Robotic Gay: It's Raven
Sword Gorl: Actually Sword Gorl is my real name JOSEPHINE
Art Kitty: That's Octavia
Sword Gorl: Damn you Clarke
Josephine: Well I'm Josephine but I guess you already knew that from my lame ass chat name, you can call me Josie or Jo I don't care
I'm always forgotten: Nah we already knew from your lame ass friend
I'm always forgotten: Also my name is Emori CAUSE EVERYONE FORGOT ME AGAIN
Josephine: Judging by your chat name I assume that happens allot
I'm always forgotten: Yes
"Josephine" Changed her name to "Ferrari Slut"
Ferrari Slut: Much better
Cockroach: Do I wanna know
Ferrari Slut: No
Art Kitty: Trust me he will
Ferrari Slut: Fine. You tell it though I'm too lazy to type
Cockroach: I like this one
Ferrari Slut: Ew
I'm always forgotten: I AM RIGHT HERE
Cockroach: AFAFFAFAFAFAHDHDHD I JUST MEANT SHE SEEMED COOL GEESUS
Art Kitty: Back to my story
Art Kitty: So, at art camp Jo came up to me after lunch one day and being a cocky lil bitch says something like "you're hot" and I told her that it's art camp and she should be more creative with her compliments.
Art Kitty: She paused for a sec and then goes "You're a Ferrari" I started laughing, then I told a bunch of people she has a car fetish.
Ferrari Slut: So I put bird shit in everything she drank for the next three days :)
I'm always forgotten: I get what you mean John, I like this one too
Robotic Gay: Wait Josephine are you gay
Cockroach: The thirst is real
Robotic Gay: Shut up Murphy
Ferrari Slut: I'm pan
Dr. Plant: Yay more non straight frens
AN: Heyo, guess who's writing this on a plane? (Hint: It's me) So I love Josephine, she seems cool and only a little bit of a crazy murderer. Ciao for now -A ⭐
