Sword Gorl: I am never hanging out with you idiots again
Robotic Gay: You will.
Cockroach: She's right.
Sword Gorl: Ew punctuation
Dr. Plant: Oh? You don't like it? Why not?
Sword Gorl: STOP
Dr. Plant: Why?
Robotic Gay: Yeah Octavia, tell us why.
Sword Gorl: Im leaving
Dr. Plant: *I'm
Sword Gorl: skskskskskskskkskssndlkndfjkgbr4r8yb u b8y0gv 9bug bunfg yvfuvybvnfibvfivb ifvbi byvy vyiuo HECKING STOP
Clarkity: *heccing
Sword Gorl: If one more person corrects me im going to rip out their eyes and fill the sockets with fluoroantimonic acid
Weedeater3000: *i'm
Clarkity: Brave soul.
Robotic Gay: We'll remember you, fallen comrade
Weedeater3000: You do realize I have a couple of hours to live before she does that cause we're at school and she doesn't have access to it
Cockroach: 30 HOURS TO LIVE HOW SHOULD I SPEND THEM
Sword Gorl: You have 3 hours to live
Cockroach: R00D
Robotic Gay: All my rides to school are dead
Clarkity: Ooh clever cause she won't get it but it's still a reference
Robotic Gay: Now she will thanks Clarke
Clarkity: Oop
Uncultured Swine: GET OFF YOUR PHONES AND GET BACK TO CLASS
Cockroach: Ur not my mom
I'm always forgotten: John get back to class
Cockroach: Yes ma'am
Sword Gorl: W H I P P E D
I'm always forgotten: SHUT UP
Sword Gorl: yEs mA'aM
Sword Gorl: Shit Mr. Kane is coming gotta blast!
Weedeater3000: Everyone come over to my house later, we' got a fresh batch of 'you know what' made and we wanna make sure it isn't lethal
Robotic Gay: BELLAMY'S DESIGNATED DRIVER
Uncultured Swine: NO I ALWAYS HAVE TO BE THIS ISN'T FAIR
Sword Gorl: Sorry Bell you know the rules Raven said your name first so you have to
Sword Gorl: nOw gEt bACk tO cLAsS
Clarkity: Just read the messages and hecc yes that sounds so fun and I vvv stressed
*After school at Jaspers house*
Clarkity: WAAAAAAAHOOOOOOO
I'm always forgotten: YEEEETEVFR4RF3RVFR4R 4FRVE4RF VGRV4FRVF4N FVUO23EY BIU3V4Y UB4 VJF0UFI RN IF4 VN RF 4RFVR F HAHHAHHAHHAHHAAHA.
Weedeater3000: Jesus fucking hell
Dr. Plant Our best batch yet
Uncultured Swine: And I don't get to have any
Clarkity: SURE YIOU CANNN I DRIVE
Uncultured Swine: Clarke you can't even form a sentence
Dr. Plant: She can't do that sober
Clarkity: MONTY BEING BULLYER
Robotic Gay: Ok what's in this shit because the only people that have had it are Clarke and Emori and they've pretty much trashed the entire basement in like 2 seconds
I'm always forgotten: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAWWWWWWWWW BIOYCH HFIVRTFGRT
IRL
Emori was screeching and running around like a monkey, while Clarke was doing Fortnite dances on the table with a trashcan on her head. Bellamy was standing in the corner looking very scared and Octavia was about to fall over laughing. Raven and Murphy had just had the first taste of the weird drug and were beginning to feel the effects.
Jasper and Monty stood overlooking the chaos that they had brought about, they were about to take some when a loud crash startled them. Clarke had fallen off the table and the trash can hit Emori, they were now circling each other like they were about to have an Old West style duel or something. By now the drugs had kicked in for Raven and Murphy so they started sword fighting with plastic straws. Octavia ran up to them and took the powered gel-like substance they had rolled into balls out of their hands and took them both at once.
Bellamy backed further into the corner as Clarke threw the trashcan at Emori. Octavia started throwing chips before she collapsed in a fit of laughter that was brought on by Murphy and Raven who were singing show tunes while acting like the straws were mics. Jasper and Monty looked at each other and took it at the same time then walked over to Bellamy as the drugs took effect.
Monty and Jasper were chicken fighting against Clarke and Octavia while Raven and Emori were trying to break glass with their voice but ended up just threw it on the ground and Murphy was Naruto running around while screaming "My little pony friendship is magic!" Bellamy just went upstairs and started watching TV waiting for them to sober up if they ever did.
AN: Lol, happy 4/20 I guess Monty and Jasper made a new type of drug? Anyway, this chapter was weird. I have plans for the next one already and hopefully, it'll be done Monday or Tuesday. There's gonna be a lil bit of an announcement after that one so stay tuned! Ciao for now -A☆
