Everyone was too hungry to go to the hospital so even though both Clarke and Raven had gunshot wounds they simply drove to Monty's, opting to have Abby the them later so they wouldn't have to explain everything to some random doctor.
By the time they arrived Raven, Clarke, and Jasper had passed out and the others had to carry them in. Luckily the driveway wasn't very long and pretty soon everyone was collapsed on the couch while Monty handed out food and scolded them for not going to the hospital
"I'm really glad you guys are okay but you definitely need to get checked by a doctor" Monty said worriedly.
"We'll have Abby check us when we're done inhaling the food" Murphy muttered as he reached for a burger.
"That's fine for you, but what about them!" Monty said, gesturing to Clarke Raven and Jasper passed out on the couch
"They're seriously hurt and the wounds could get infected and-"
Bellamy cut him off "Look Monty we're all really tired and if we tried to drive to the hospital we'd probably get into a car crash."
"Another one" Clarke grumbled sleepily
Monty looked over at Clarke with pity and sighed, "Fine but you" He pointed at Murphy, "Have to clean everything up"
"Clean everything up? Dude there's like 7 wrappers, it's not a lot"
Monty grabbed a case of his homemade drugs
"It will be" He smirked and tossed one to Bellamy.
"Hell yeah, designated driver no more!" Bellamy shouted.
His shout caused Clarke to wake up. She sat up on the couch, looked around and said "Fuck off swine" Before falling back asleep.
Ten hours later
Monty surveyed the room, Murphy had not cleaned up the mess and everyone except Jasper had left leaving him to deal with it. He looked around one more time before jumping on the couch and pulling out his phone.
Dr. Plant: Murphy you suck
Cockroach: I get sucked ;)
Dr. Plant: Auausuhahsusuassiei
Dr. Plant: Must you speak?
Cockroach: I didn't speak just tapped my phone
Dr. Plant: Touche
Sword Gorl: *tooshae
Uncultured Swine: Ew wtf
Sword Gorl: no u
Dr. Plant: Oh no she has BWGS
Sword Gorl: *BTS
Dr. Plant: Dear god it's worse than we thought
Cockroach: BWGS????
Dr. Plant: Basic White Girl Syndrome.
Sword Gorl: Honestly fuck off
Uncultured Swine: no u
Dr. Plant: Egads!! It's spreading
Cockroach: Monty stfu you're not funny
Uncultured Swine: For once I agree with Murphy
Sword Gorl: Was nobody gonna mention the fact that Monty just said "Egads"
Dr Plant: IT WAS FOR THE JOKE
Cockroach: IT WAS FOR YOUR ASS
Dr. Plant: What
Uncultured Swine: O you're at Clarke's right
Sword Gorl: Yee
Uncultured Swine: Are they okay
Sword Gorl: Yeah, Ravens been sleeping this whole time but Clarke woke up for a little while and made an MMP
Sword Gorl: But they're cuddling now and it's really cute
Dr. Plant: MMP????
Sword Gorl: YOU HAVEN'T HEARS OF THE MMP
Dr. Plant: SHOULD I HAVE
Cockroach: DO YOU LIVE IN AN UNDERGROUND RIVER
Dr. Plant: Just tell me what it stands for
Sword Gorl: Mustard
Uncultured Swine: Mayo
Cockroach: Pickle
Dr. Plant: Wtf
Dr.Plant: You actually eat that shit
Cockroach: IT'S NOT SHIT IT'S PHENOMENAL
Sword Gorl: I'm causing a genocide of the Monty Green race
AN: Hi I love Josephine the end.
BET SERIOUSLY THOUGH SHE'S AMAZING HOLY HELL. I don't know why I like her so much I just do oHkaY. Also Eliza's acting was amazing. Ciao for now -A ⭐
