kik group chat

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a/n - another part like last time - i enjoyed writing it & people seemed to enjoy reading it :)

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dadlon: it's 3:35am

dadlon: what am i supposed to eat

dadlon: i want cereal

dadlon: but i don't wanna leave my room

breadslice: eat air

ryro: A I R

dadlon: yum so good

dadlon: air is delicious

dadlon: i love oxygen

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remmy-the-rat: i have a wii and a wii u i really flex

ryro: i have a life- just kidding

yelyah: are wii really flexing now

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ryro: 9:11 make a wi-

ryro: wait

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halsey: ohhhhh the tea is going down in the hotel transylvania fandom

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billie joe: you're ... kissing your ... uncle?

ryro: sweet home alabama

breadslice: ;)))

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yelyah: you tired yet?

halsey: yeah

yelyah: okay good night

halsey: goodnight

halsey: wait can i pee first

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dom: i'm gonna say "i fucking love satan" and dress as a goth girl just to see what the christians would say

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melmart: hey guys where's ashley

billie joe: WHO FUCKED THEIR CHICKEN????

breadslice: i'm smoking ass rn

dadlon: smoking ass

dadlon: i was smoking w-

dadlon: nvm i'm a good person

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dadlon: i got some new checkered vans i'm happy but this time they're slip ons so i'm cool like that

breadslice: is that cause you don't know how to tie your shoelaces

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breadslice: where's pete

breadslice: i'll suck his dick

melmart: pete told me to bang ash yesterday so he's up for it bren

pepe: i'm here

trick: he's meditating

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awsten loves lettuce: i wrote a song called turbulent and it's about ur mum

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billie joe: you need help x

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breadslice: mr armstrong what happened to those nurdes

ryro: nurdes

billie joe: wtf are nurdes

ryro: learn to spell nudes before you ask for them

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yelyah: THERES A FLYING FADDU LONG LEGS IN MY HOUSE

yelyah: DALLON GET OUT

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trick: is your refrigerator running

pepe: no he's gone swimming

trick: fuck call the police

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billie joe: are y'all thirsting over jack frost

emmy: no-

yelyah: emerson is

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breadslice: yolo swag

billie joe: never say that again

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halsey: not nudes but he's just naked

halsey: okay i explained that terribly

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trick: yee congrats northern ireland on having legalised abortion and gay marriage!!

pepe: you can legally be gay now!!

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gee: i want communism

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breadslice: dallon's such a good friend

breadslice: eat his toes please

pepe: i will

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barnacle boy: i'm gonna crash at ur apartment everyday tho js

breadslice: come have sex with me and my dog

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melmart: is your dad a terroist? because you're the bomb!

dadlon: i was kinda thinking along the lines of

dadlon: are you the drums? 'cause i wanna bang you

dadlon: but ok

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halsey: i put my dick in a bag of doritos

halsey: cause i got depression

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breadslice: i have recently discovered a gnomeo and juliet vore fan fiction and i had such a huge crisis i felt myself astral project into 1960

billie joe: what the fuck

ryro: calm down doctor strange

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dadlon: i need to pee 

dadlon: but i can't use the bathroom

ryro: why

dadlon: my dad is fucjing stuff in it

dadlon: FIXING

pepe: i hate it when my dad fucks the toilet

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yelyah: MY PHONE WONT STOP PLAYING HEEHEE BY MICHAEL JACKSON

yelyah: THIS IS IRRELEVANT RIGHT NOW

yelyah: BUT ITS JUST

yelyah: HEEHEE

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ryro: marry ur cousin

yelyah: ew no

yelyah: he is  m a l e

billie joe: that's your only problem with this

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a/n - anyways these are all i have of messages from my gc and other friends so yes this part and the previous part are dedicated to them cos i love them