"dad's on a hunting trip, and he hasn't been home in a few days."
"bitch." "jerk."
"hey, assbutt!"
"dude, you fugly."
"you can't kill us. death is our bitch."
"cas, get out of my ass!"
"family doesn't end in blood."
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"sir, i'm going to have to ask you to exit the doughnut."
"i can do this all day."
"we have a hulk."
"before we get started, does anyone want to get out?"
"we are groot."
"baskin robbins always finds out."
"dormammu, i've come to bargain."
"he may have been your father, boy, but he wasn't your daddy."
"so... you got detention."
"he's a friend from work!"
"what are thooooose?"
"why is gamora?"
"that is america's ass."
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bands i've seen live:
fall out boy (x2) (mania tour + leeds fest)
max (mania tour)
against the current (mania tour)
the regrettes (x2) (leeds fest + bandito tour)
waterparks (x2) (leeds fest + slam dunk)
bring me the horizon (leeds fest)
idkhow (x3) (leeds fest, summer 2018, slam dunk)
panic! at the disco (x2) (leeds fest + pftw tour)
twenty one pilots (bandito tour)
arizona (pftw tour)
mø (pftw tour)
as it is (slam dunk)
neck deep (slam dunk)
grandson (slam dunk)
lights (slam dunk)
all time low (slam dunk)
muse (simulation theory tour)
melanie martinez (k-12 tour)
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upcoming concerts:
green day, fall out boy, weezer (hella mega)
★·.·'¯'·.·★
met waterparks 25/08/2018 (leeds fest)
met all time low 26/05/2019 (slam dunk)
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