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breadslice: goddammit
danyul: no don't stop i was enjoying the memeage
phillup: dan you're supposed to be watching titanic with me
danyul: oh whoops
phillup: i'm taking your phone away
danyul: no pls father
breadslice: okay that's enough
ryro: Who are you people?
breadslice: ryan do you have memory loss
ryro: This isn't Ryan. This is his mum.
breadslice: oh sorry mrs ross
ryro: It's okay. But who are you people?
breadslice: well, i'm brendon, you know me. everyone else is from school, apart from dallon, who was at our school before he moved to utah. do you remember him? there's another ryan too, and he's one of dallon's friends from his school. where's ryan?
ryro: Oh, hello Brendon. Yes, I do remember Dallon. Seeming as you guys are his friends, I feel like I need to tell you where Ryan is, don't I?
breadslice: that would be nice, mrs ross. is there something wrong?
ryro: Well, you see, Ryan's not exactly in a very good state right now.
breadslice: what do you mean??
ryro: I don't know the best way to put this, but Ryan is in hospital.
breadslice: oh my god. thank you for telling us mrs ross.
breadslice: i'll be there in a few minutes. everyone else, you better be over here in a few hours.
dadlon: brendon. i can't. i'll be there in spirit. tell ryan that i'm thinking of him.
ryro: I'm here right now, Dallon. I'll tell him as soon as he wakes up.
dadlon: wakes up?
ryro: Ryan is in a coma.
dadlon: oh my lord. i didn't realise he was in that bad of a state. i'll ask if i can get over there.
ryro: It's okay Dallon. You live so far away.
dadlon: but ryan's my best friend. my parents might let me fly over with them.
ryro: Thank you. Now, I've got to ring your headmaster, and tell him that Ryan won't be in school for a couple of weeks at least.
billie joe: no need, mrs ross.
billie joe: i've read the chat, it's okay. give ryan my best wishes.
billie joe: actually, i'll come over there.
ryro: Oh, I didn't know you were here, Mr Armstrong. I'll see you in a bit.
billie joe: yes, see you.
spence: RYAN
spence: I'M GETTING OVER THERE RIGHT NOW
jon not john: CAN YOU PICK ME UP?
spence: I'LL BE THERE IN TWO MINUTES
pepe: PATRICK, JOE, ANDY AND I ARE RUNNING OVER THERE
ken: DAN GET TO MY HOUSE AND I'LL DRIVE US
dan-noonecanpronouncethis: OKAY THANKS DUDE
ken: NO PROBLEM
melmart: I'VE JUST TOLD MY CO-WORKER I'M LEAVING, I'LL BE THERE IN FIFTEEN
halsey: I'M TWO MINUTES AWAY
jishy fishy: TYLER AND I ARE DRIVING THERE
yelyah: I'M NEARLY THERE, I'M RUNNING
geewhiz: FRANK AND RAY, MIKEY AND I ARE PICKING YOU UP AND WE'LL DRIVE YOU THERE
fronk: THANKS GEE
RAYofsunshine: ^^
a/n what am i doing help me
i actually started writing this really fast and then i had to do something, just to check that i had all of the characters, and i was doing it so fast?
i just said to myself 'do this quick, they've got to help ryan.'
then i realised that this isn't actually happening and now i'm laughing at myself.
sorry
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i relate
second, i was going through the music on my dad's old laptop (which is what i'm using to write this), and i saw this and oh my god
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I'M LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE TRACK SIX IS TAKEN OUT OF THE TEENAGE DREAM ALBUM AND I WAS NEVER ALLOWED TO LISTEN TO THAT WHEN I WAS SIX BECAUSE IT SAID FUCK
