kik group chat

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pepe: gUYS

pattycake: yeah

pepe: DONT EVEN ASK

pattycake: what did you do

pepe: I FOUND THE HEADMASTER'S KIK 

pattycake: nO yOU dID nOT

pepe: buT I DID

pattycake: hOW

breadslice: ^^

pepe: i said don't even ask

pattycake: but i wasn't expecting you to have mr armstrong's kik

pepe: weLP

ryro: please don't tell me that you're gonna add him

pepe added billie joe to the chat

pepe: hi sir

ryro: why

breadslice: sometimes i like to question what you're doing with your life pete

pepe: same

pattycake: pete why

frohman: i've come back to this

frohman: pete i want to question your sanity

ryro: i second that

fronk: like why

geewhiz: pete we could get in so much trouble for this

fronk: baby it's okay

fronk: if anyone gets in trouble, it'll be pete

pepe: yeah i'll take all the blame if anything happens

pepe: but mr armstrong is pretty laid back

fronk: and it's not like we've done anything to upset him before

melmart: except that one time when me and hals ran around the school dressed like chucky

fronk: but that was halloween

fronk: and you only got a break detention for that

halsey: yeah, and that was because a teacher nearly shit themselves

geewhiz: true

pattycake: is no one going to acknowledge the fact that mr armstrong is probably lurking

pepe: o

pepe: no i didn't think of that

breadslice: we're all dumb

melmart: except pat

pattycake: do not call me that

melmart: the only other nickname you have is pattycakes

pattycake: gosh no that's even worse

melmart: so calling you pat is okay now?

pattycake: not really

pattycake: just not pattycake

melmart: okay son

pattycake: thanks parent (you said that you were questioning your gender so i used this please don't kill me)

melmart: yay i am a parent (it's fine patrick you didn't offend me)

pattycake: :)

melmart: oh yeah guys?

melmart: i need all of you

melmart: even the lurkers

pepe: i'll do a roll call