kik group chat

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halsey: a'ight everyone get round brendons

ryro: i'm already here

halsey: sis we been knew

billie joe: i don't understand that

billie joe: i also don't know where brendon lives

halsey: oh

breadslice: [insert some address]

billie joe: ah thanks

breadslice: fun fact - i just had to ask my mum what our address was

halsey: wow you're clever

dadlon: my dad said he'd pack us all sandwiches for when you get to ours so that's at least one day where you don't have to buy lunch

breadslice: wow we really out here saving money

yelyah: dom when do you have shows and where?

dom: [picture showing tour dates]

yelyah: okay nice

fronk: okay is everyone at beeb's

breadslice: except dal and ry yes

ryro: okay we're leaving in like,, 20 minutes

halsey: okay chill

melmart: let's get this bread

yelyah: omg you changed your user back to melmart

melmart: yeah the author forgot what my user was and just changed it to mel

halsey: wow lazy

melmart: ikr

breadslice: what

halsey: what

melmart: what

milkyway: hey macklemore

fronk: mikey no

milkyway: mikey yes

breadslice: @ mikey that literally all you say on this chat

milkyway: you're right

dom: we're all sitting on the same bus are we not gonna talk out loud

spence: nah i cba

dom: fair enough

ryro: omg bren

breadslice: what do u want

ryro: first of all, rude

ryro: second of all, did you show you dad that video of dom on disney channel

dom: omg no you did NOT find those

ryro: oh honey we did

breadslice: yes i did

ryro: did u cry again

breadslice: i cried into my pizza

ryro: that made me laugh out loud

breadslice: i know you are sitting on my lap

ryro: i can just imaging dom saying "i wear my camoflauge" in his farmer accent and you crying into your pizza and your dad looking so disappointed that you made your pizza soggy

breadslice: i just laughed out loud too

breadslice: soggy pizza

ryro: this is no laughing matter brendon! soggy pizza is very unpleasant. i've had it before

breadslice: hmm

halsey: what the fuck

ryro: idk man

halsey: rip

yelyah: dom just told me something he came up with

dom: stop? exposing? me?

yelyah: no

yelyah: "you luv who you luv, u are who u are, anyone who tried to make you different, should jump in front of a car"

breadslice: that's brilliant

nicolesrow: you're all fake fans, dom put that on his twitter a week ago

dom: hmm she's right

spence: guys 

halsey: what

spence: they did surgery on a grape

jon not john: they made a blunt out of an onion

yelyah: you're fucking dead memes

pepe: failures smh

halsey: how dare you guys make jokes about grape and onion? they have feelings too you know? you guys are disrespecting them,, and like,, laughing at them is hurting their feelings a lot. my dad is the joke police, i can get you banned.

yelyah: WHY DID I LAUGH SO HARD

ryro: WHY IS IT SO FUNNY

breadslice: WHO KNOWS JUST EXCEPT IT

halsey: I DIDNT MEAN FOR IT TO BE THAT FUNNY

pepe: WELL IT WAS

halsey: SORRY

breadslice: DONT BE

billie joe: omg i have a good thing to change my name to

billie hoe: do u like it

breadslice: man i love it

ryro: it's the best

halsey: big stan

pepe: it's great i approve

spence: okay i love it to but driver says we're leaving now please get out of the toilet we're doing a head count

spence: why did pete and patrick just come out of the toilet together

pepe: ;)

trick: no

spence: what were you doing then

trick: i was literally just in there calling my parents bc they wanted to give me the "safety" talk for the sixth time and pete came in and joined me

spence: prove that you weren't making out

trick: for a start, my hair isn't messy

spence: fuck he's not wrong

pepe: also, he isn't flustered

spence: stop being right guys

trick: no :)

spence: fair enough

dadlon: get on the road and then we can see you all sooner

awsten loves lettuce: okay bitch we're leaving rn

barnacle boy: see you guys in the morning! :)

breadslice: eek i'm excited to see you guys again

breadslice: like i was so sleep deprived last time, i barely remember anything

breadslice: i promise i've slept since then

ryro: he has i can confirm

dadlon: okay good

dadlon: see you!

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a/n - writing this isn't even easy, it's like having a conversation with yourself wtf

anyways, what should they do when they meet up w/ dal and ry?