97. Yah, Fatass!

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Oh, McDonalds!~ 

Nothing better than greasy bread, lifeless meat, stale fries and flat pop. It was obviously your favorite place to eat. So much so that you frequented the joint 3-5 times a day. Don't worry though. You didn't always get a milkshake. Sometimes you just got cookies or pie. You weren't a pig, after all.

Anyway, every time you went to McDonalds, you were happy. You weren't hurting anybody but your own arteries. Sometimes people would shoot you dirty looks though. The workers mainly, after you'd return to the counter three or four times for another order of fries. But they couldn't stop you lovin' yourself, so you never let it bother you.

Then one day, you were standing there with your loaded tray of food, looking for a good seat with a view of the bathrooms when you noticed a young man at the table next to where you stood call out to you, "Yah, Fatass!"

Then one day, you were standing there with your loaded tray of food, looking for a good seat with a view of the bathrooms when you noticed a young man at the table next to where you stood call out to you, "Yah, Fatass!"

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"Pick a seat or leave," he went on. "You're blocking my view of the entire country."

What would you do?

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