Horrible Halloween

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Hey y'all!! This chapter is dedicated to Sam_QueenerMJ  so go follow him!!

Also I hope the pic I put 4 this chapter gave y'all a late Halloween spook

Well it was a dark stormy night and gene and Paul still haven't decided what they wanted to be for Halloween

Genes POV

"Hi paul ok so it like Halloween and we should have matching costumes" I said.

"Like what?" Paul asked me.

"Like two buttcheeks, or like a bikini!" I said.
"EWWWW NOOOOO THATS POOPY" Paul complained.

"I'm sorry though paul! We're just gonna have to do it!" I said.

  "No I'm buying some good costumes for us! I would rather DIE than be seen wearing a two person bikini costume,"

Paul's pov

  Well I just can't believe that Gene seriously wants such ugly costumes for us! And that's why I'm going to Elton's house so I can borrow a good costume from him. As I drove to his house that was coincidentally like five minutes away, I started feeling bad for yelling at Gene. But I guess that just what he gets.

You get what you get, and you don't throw a fit!

  The old kindergarten saying played in my head. Anyways, so I go into Elton's house, and he's all like

"Omg Hey Paul!!!!!!"

And I'm like

"Omg Hey Elton!!!!!!!!!"

So he asked me if I needed a Halloween costume and I was like YEAHH. But then the writer of this story procrastinated too much and we missed Halloween.

Aces pov

  HI EVERYONE I THINK I CAN HEAR MY NUMBER ONE FAN, Sam_QueenerMJ  !!

"HI!!" I SAID TO HIM.

  "Hi!! Ace!!" HE SAID

Genes POV

  Omg it's our number one fan sam_queenerMJ!! I must say hi right now

  "Hello!" I said. "Please do yourself a favor and stay away from Ace because he hurts my ears,"

  "And my feelings," Paul said crying, his star was very saggy from his crying. "That's right, everyone. Ace is a bully! He said my thighs take up too much space,"

  Everyone gasped.

  "Ace is this true?!" I asked.

  "Yes," he said. This made Paul die and cry even more.

  "WELL REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE FAT ACE?!? YOUR THIGHS TOOK UP SO MUCH SPACE THAT THEY CREATED A BLACK HOLE" Paul shrekiked. We saw the black hole coming towards us.

  "Yeah Ace!! Now we're all gonna die," I said.

  "Not on my watch!!" The cool and wonderful Sam_queenerMJ said. "I recall a voodoo spell that helped me once,"

He sang,

I'm the space man so beware,

Tommy Thayers underwear!!!

  All of Tommy's underwear's flew out from his house and surrounded the black hole. They flung themselves at the black hole, causing it to die.

  Elton John came out of his house.

  "What is all this commotion?!" He said. "Is it... narwhals?"

  "Shut up elton!" Literally no one said.

  Vinnie vincents pov

  So I'm like, outside in my back yard you know, and there's like this really familiar smell! It's... tommy Thayers underwear?!?!?!?!?!? So that's why I saw something fly out of my window 👀

Tommy Thayers pov

  Where did all my under wears go. Oh well, guess I'm going commando!

Paul's pov

  I love gene

Hello sorry guys this was so short !!!!!!!!!!!  Let me know what you guys think of it and someone give me suggestions 4 the next one since my brain is being horribly un creative

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