When Pigs Fly | ✓

when pigs fly | 18

"Hi, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

"That was the cheesiest thing I've ever heard."

"Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you."

"Say one more word and I'm breaking up with you."

"If I had a garden I'd put your tulips and my tulips together."

"That's it, I'm leaving."

"Hey, wait! I was blinded by your beauty, can I have your number for insurance purposes?"

"... you have my number."

"I know. Don't leave me."

"Say another one of those cheesy pick up lines and I will."

"Do you have a sunburn or are you always this hot?"

"..."

"Hey, where are you going?"

"Byebye loverboy!"

"Okay, okay that was my last one, I promise."

"You promise?"

"You know I never break my promises."

"Well now that you're dating me, you can't break your promises for sure."

"Okay, then if you promise to give me a kiss, I'll stop."

"Nope."

"Ye– wait what?"

"You already promised you'd stop."

"..."

"Don't be so grumpy... alright fine, I'll give you your kiss."

"I love you."

"..."

"I love your smile."

"Oh god, stop. You're gonna make me blush again."

"I love when you blush."

"Okay my heart can't handle this... I'll see you in a couple hours!"

"You forgot something!"

"What?"

"..."

"...oh."

"My tulips have finally met your tulips."

"... I'm leaving."