"Hey."
"Hey, baby."
"Don't ever call me that again."
"Okay, honey."
"I swear to god, H."
"Sure, sweetcakes."
"You know, I was going to ask you on a date, but that's not happening anymore."
"I'M KIDDING, I WAS JOKING, I'M SORRY, I LOVE YOU. Please ask me out on a date."
"..."
"Why are you smiling? Aw, do you like me now?"
"You're so cute. And H, I never said I hated you."
"I know, but you said you strongly disliked me and - hey, come back! You still have to ask me out!"
"Do I now? All I remember is you calling me gross couple names."
"I'm sorry, I won't do it again, I love you. Now will you please ask me out?"
"... okay, but only because you're acting too cute for my liking today."
"..."
"S-stop smiling like that, it's creepy."
"Then stop making me smile."
"..."
"Aw, did I make THE Mia Turner blush?"
"N-no! Of course not! I'm going to leave if you keep being like this."
"Being like what?"
"You know, sweet and stuff..."
"You think I'm sweet?"
"Well yeah. Wait no. No, of course not."
"..."
"I CAN'T ASK YOU ON A DATE IF YOU KEEP SMILING AT ME LIKE THAT!"
"Well I'll say yes anyway, as long as I'm spending time with you."
"S-stop being so sweet or I'm not taking you out."
"Sure, M."
"Anyway, since you already agreed, let's go skydiving!"
"W-WHAT?"
"Hey, you'll be spending time with me anyway, right?"
[when pigs fly]
a/n
hey guess what i'm happy because I got into a good uni :)) grade 12 is stressful, how's school for you guys?
love,
michelle
p.s. I'm sorry if this chapter is really crappy, I seriously can't think at the moment!! :(
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Short Story"I'll be your girlfriend when pigs fly." The next day, she finds pigs attached to strings to the school's ceilings. © 2018 elysiance 08.01.16 - #178 in Humor
