"Why are you standing at my locker?"
"Because I'm your boyfriend and I'm supposed to walk you to class."
"That's not a great reason."
"Oh."
"I'm kidding, it's really sweet of you, H."
"..."
"OH MY GOD, HAYDEN WILLIAMS IS BLUSHING! THE HAYDEN WILLIAMS IS BLU–"
"..."
"..."
"..."
"That was . . . unexpected?"
"I know."
"But I liked it."
"I kno- YOU WHAT?"
"I liked it, you idiot."
"Hey, I'm not the idiot here."
"Why are you smiling like that?"
"Because you make me happy."
"Aww."
"You should be lucky you're dating me, THE Hayden Williams."
"You ruined the moment. Do you always do that?"
"Not necessarily..."
"What was the kiss for, anyway?"
"I panicked."
"So . . . you kissed me?"
"I'm sorry. If you want to break up with me I totally understand."
"You're lucky."
"Is it because you won't slap me?"
"No, because I'm not going to break up with you. I liked it, remember? I also keep my word."
"So... does that mean I can do this?"
"..."
"..."
"NO!"
"Cheek?"
"Stop pushing your luck, hon."
"Okay."
"H, what are you doing?"
"I'm trying to seduce you."
"So you're pushing me against my locker and trapping me between your arms like those cliché high school dramas?"
"Is it working?"
"No."
"What about now?"
"Hayden, I swear to - fuck!"
"What? You never said I couldn't kiss your neck."
"HAYDEN WILLIAMS!"
"Now everyone will know you're mine."
"YOU'RE - UGH!"
"I know, baby."
"YOU'RE UNBELIEVABLE!"
"...in bed. Hey, wait for me!"
[when pigs fly]
a/n
hi loves!!! it's been pretty long and i'm sorry!! here's another chapter! hope you guys enjoyed it as much as I enjoyed writing it!! MY FAVOURITE UNCLE IS GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW AND I'M KINDA EXCITED but I'm also sad bc I'm leaving Korea in 2 days ):
love,
michelle
p.s. thank you so much for getting this to 178 in humour!!! I love you all (:
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Short Story"I'll be your girlfriend when pigs fly." The next day, she finds pigs attached to strings to the school's ceilings. © 2018 elysiance 08.01.16 - #178 in Humor
