"Go out with me."
"We're already going out, you dimwit."
"No, like officially."
"..."
"Is that a yes?"
"You still have to convince a quarter of my heart. I don't know what I'm getting into."
"You don't have anything planned tomorrow, right?"
"No... why?"
"I'm taking you out."
"Where?"
"That's for me to know and you to find out. See you tomorrow, princess."
"..."
"Aw, are you blushing because I called you princess? Don't worry, love, I've got many more names for you."
"...I hate you."
"That's not what you were saying yesterday..."
"You're so...so utterly frustrating!"
"And you're so perfect in every way."
"Goddamn you, Williams. You're making it so hard for me not to fall for you even more."
"That's my goal, fluffycheeks."
"..."
"Sh-shoot, I meant sweetfluff. Wait no swee-I just ruined the mood, didn't I?"
"You think? I'll see you tomorrow, loverboy."
"She called me loverboy!"
"Don't get so full of it."
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When Pigs Fly | ✓
Short Story"I'll be your girlfriend when pigs fly." The next day, she finds pigs attached to strings to the school's ceilings. © 2018 elysiance 08.01.16 - #178 in Humor
