When Pigs Fly | ✓

when pigs fly | 6

"Let's go on the Leviathan."

"Hon, it has a 300 foot drop. That's a no."

"Oh, come on you scaredy cat. You said you weren't scared!"

"Well maybe I am, Turner."

"You said I was scarier anyway. This isn't even that bad."

"Did you know that it goes 92 miles per hour?"

"Wait, wait, did you do actual research on the Leviathan?"

"No."

"HA! You did! I can see it in your face. Are you really that scared?"

"I only did research to see if you can actually go on the ride. I mean, you're pretty short."

"I'll take that as a yes to go on the ride. Let's get going, Williams."

"I-"

"Don't use hate!"

"-absolutely loathe you for doing this to me."

"Hey, you said you weren't scared. And plus, I just used your catchphrase, so you should be even more scared."

"Fine. I'll go on, but only for you."

"Shut your fucking sweet mouth, it's sweetly annoying."

--

"I'M GOING TO DIE!"

"We're not even at the top yet."

"BUT I WILL!"

"No, you won't. But it will be preferred if you did."

"I HEARD THAT!"

"Sorry, I though you were too busy thinking about how you were going to die soon."

"I WA– AHH! I'M GOING TO DIE! OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD I'M GOING TO DIE!"

"You scream like a girl."

"CAN YOU JUST HELP ME NOT DIE RIGHT NOW?"

"For the love of god, for the last time, you're not going to die!"

"IF I DIE TELL MY FAMILY I LOVE THEM! AND I LOVE YOU TOO!"

"..."

"I mean it too."

"STOP BEING SO FUCKING SWEET!"

[when pigs fly]
a/n
early(ish) update! i added a bit more to this chapter than the last time I published it - tell me what you guys think!
hope you enjoyed!

lots of love,
michelle