"Hey, girlfriend."
"What."
"That's not a very nice way to greet your super sweet, kind, extremely hot boyfriend now, is it?"
"I'm sorry, I'm just...not in the mood right now, H."
"Woah, what happened?"
"Nothing, I-I just..."
"Hey, hey, you can tell me, okay? If you don't want to that's fine too, but you can always talk to me, I'm here for you."
"Thanks, H. I'll tell you, just, not now. I'm not ready."
"Don't feel pressured to tell me, just know that I'm always here for you when you need me."
"..."
"Your smile is beautiful, by the way."
"Stop making me blush..."
"What? It's true!"
"... I can't believe I hated you after all this time."
"I know, right? I mean, you must have had some serious problems to hate this handsome hunk."
"..."
"What?"
"Please stop."
"Why? I'm simply stating facts!"
"..."
"Why are you looking at me like that?"
"Seriously?"
"But, I am a handsome hunk, am I not?"
"If you say handsome hunk one more time, I'm going to leave."
"Okay, okay, fine. But I am a man with a bangin' body."
"..."
"Hey, don't leave! I was kidding! Kind of. Hey, hey, Mia! I guess she hasn't seen these babies."
"STOP KISSING YOUR NON-EXISTANT MUSCLES!"
"THEY'RE NOT NON-EXISTANT, COME AND FEEL THEM!"
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a/n
i'm sorry
i really have no excuse this time but school
but hey, this book is almost done!
YOU ARE READING
When Pigs Fly | ✓
Short Story"I'll be your girlfriend when pigs fly." The next day, she finds pigs attached to strings to the school's ceilings. © 2018 elysiance 08.01.16 - #178 in Humor
