"You eat like a pig."
"Well it's great to know that my girlfriend thinks that using manners are considered as eating like a pig."
"I still can't believe you made me go out with you."
"I know, I'm brilliant, right?"
"And how you even managed to make me eat with you too."
"Well, you know what they say... food is the way to a woman's heart."
"..."
"What?"
"I hate how you're right all the time."
"Hey, you're never wrong either."
"I know."
"I just won you over again didn't I?"
"..."
"The second way to a girl's heart: always tell her she's right."
"Shut up."
"Is that a smile there? Is the Mia Turner finally warming up to me?"
"Don't get your hopes up. I still strongly dislike you."
"Well, at least we're getting somewhere!"
"What I said doesn't mean that much."
"It does to me."
"..."
"I see you smiling."
"I hate you."
[when pigs fly]
a/n
they're so cute aw
also random question: does anybody else hate chemistry as much as I do
anyway, I love you all!!
michelle
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Short Story"I'll be your girlfriend when pigs fly." The next day, she finds pigs attached to strings to the school's ceilings. © 2018 elysiance 08.01.16 - #178 in Humor