"Hey, so does that mean we're together now?"
"No, not yet."
"But you confessed your undying love for me!"
"...stop reminding me. God, that was embarrassing."
"I thought it was cute."
"Of course you did."
"It was real though, right? You weren't lying? You really fell for me, right?"
"...maybe."
"HELL YEAH!"
"I didn't say we're actually dating yet though."
"I know."
"You still have to win my heart fully, you know."
"I know."
"I mean, you already have three quarters of my heart won over, but you still don't have that last qu-"
"..."
"..."
"You talk too much."
"HAYDEN WILLIAMS YOU SON OF A BITCH!"
"Okay! I'm sorry! Oh my god, you look scary. But beautiful. Very frightening bu- okay! I'm sorry, I love you. Don't tell me you didn't enjoy it though. I'm a great kisser if I were to say f-"
"I will cut off you balls and feed them to the pigs if you kiss me without permission again."
"Oh god, you're scary. Holy fuck, you're scary."
"...but, I will admit it was sweet."
"What? Sorry I didn't hear that. Can you speak-"
"Don't push it."
"We'll be dating sooner than you expect, Turner."
"Somehow, I already knew that, Williams."
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When Pigs Fly | ✓
Short Story"I'll be your girlfriend when pigs fly." The next day, she finds pigs attached to strings to the school's ceilings. © 2018 elysiance 08.01.16 - #178 in Humor
