"Hey princess, you look beautiful."
"Are you my prince charming then? Because you don't look very charming with the bumblebee that's currently trying to pollinate that flower you got on your suit there."
"HOLY SH- THERE'S A BEE? FUCK, MIA YOU HAVE TO-"
"..."
"There isn't a bee is there?"
"You're hilarious."
"Am I? Huh, I guess I'm your Prince Hilarious."
"That doesn't sound as good as Prince Charming."
"I know, I tried to be charming again but I don't think it's working. Should I change my facial expression instead? How does this lo- why are you laughing?"
"You- You look like Flynn from Tangled, trying to do that smother f- I'M DYING!"
"At least I can make you laugh, princess."
"..."
"I just took your breath away didn't I?"
"No."
"Okay, let's go I think I'm making this worse."
"..."
"Should I have started with 'Helloo hotstuff ins-' ow! Okay I guess no- hey you're smiling! I made you smile?"
"You always find a way to make me smile, you idiot."
"I MADE HER SMILE!"
"..."
"D-did you just-"
"Yes, now let's go before I regret this."
"Teehee. She kissed me too!"
"Oh my fucking god, don't tell me you just giggled?"
"I love you!!"
"..."
"I made you smile again, didn't I?"
"You just have a way with words, Williams."
[when pigs fly]
a/n
it's been a while hello lovely readers
THE END IS ACTUALLY NEAR THIS TIME I PROMISE
ILY ALL THANKS FOR WAITING (TOO) PATIENTLY
honestly guys, I suck at updating and for those still around, thank you from the bottom of my heart. you guys mean so much to me!! your comments and votes and just reading my story makes my day :')
thanks for sticking around loves,
michelle
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When Pigs Fly | ✓
القصة القصيرة"I'll be your girlfriend when pigs fly." The next day, she finds pigs attached to strings to the school's ceilings. © 2018 elysiance 08.01.16 - #178 in Humor
