Author's note
The bonus part: a chat look of conversations after everyone is cured!
I was able to see this from Dad's C.P.S.T, as mine had died during the night, when I woke up. Hope this is amusing to y'all ;3!
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Stress: X, love, are you holding up alright?
Xisuma: Yep! Thanks Stress. Still derping up more than usual though...
Tango: And how is becoming a cheesecake coming along?
Iskall: Still planning to become a cheesecake- DANG IT TANGO! I wanted to say it!
Wels: I FORGOT ABOUT THAT!
Xisuma: You say something dumb as a kid ONE time- SHUSH!
Cub: When did this happen?
Joe: Just before Ren attempted scaling one of your cupboards, I believe. I don't think you had arrived yet.
Python: Yeah, you literally almost drive a drone into my head too.
Scar: I said I was sorry!
Impulse: Eh, it wasn't that bad. I mean, I almost got roasted. Literally.
Tango: It looked cool though.
Joe: There isn't anything funny about almost being fried!
Doc: What about Iskall graffitiing Concorp stuff then?
Cub: We can't get it off.
Mumbo: ... Iskall... You... You didn't use... Permanent marker... Did you?
Iskall: Uhhh... Maybe?
Ren: Iskall, run. Before he hits you with a ladle.
Mumbo: I don't have it anymore, don't worry!
Iskall: YES!
Mumbo: I have this axe I found though...
Iskall: NO-!
Grian: Doc can join you with his fork of terror!
False: Or I could with my wooden stick!
Joe: Everyone, just calm down!
Biffa: Ey, Dad Joe's back! What were you before anyway? Hall monitor?
Cleo: Helpful.
Jevin: Fair point. I, on the other hand, was sticky.
TFC: I had zero idea what any of you were doing.
Zedaph: EVERYONE SAY AWWW IF YOU THINK THAT TFC WAS CUTE AS A BABY!
Tango: AWWW
Stress: Awww!
False: Aw
Grian: AWWW
Jevin: Awwwwwwwwww
TFC: Shush.
Wels: I thought small Biffa was cuter.
Cub: Nah. Scar was.
Ren: The lil girls were pretty sweet!
Stress: Everyone was adorable, don't make me pick!
Python: Someone stepped on my tail, therefore I'm judging all of you. Except Wels. Wels was a good guy.
Wels: Yay!
Doc: Ren. Floppy ears.
Iskall: Good boi X2.
Ren: Really?! YAY!!!
Joe: Speaking of children, how's the actual child of our server?
Scar: Still asleep since you guys left. I wonder how late she stayed up to get this done...
Zedaph: Well, it shouldn't have been too late.
False: She's a kid. I don't think she can stay up too late anyway.
Xisuma: ... Riiight...
Mumbo: Say thank you from us when she wakes up!
Cub: Will do.
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The door creaked open by the tiniest inch. There, the short girl stood, rubbing her eyes with a grin. She already knew he wouldn't say anything in return, so she passed him the small bundle and walked away.
EX watched her leave before closing his door, promised warm cookies in hand.
Closed!
... Oh, you're still here? Nice detective work. Usually, not important stuff is here... But this time? It's actually worth reading : D! Maybe!
First four senpais to comment the answers to these three questions get a special reward, for the future ;3. To prove I should give it to chu, answer some trivia about moi!
1) Name one senpai I share a time zone with.
2) Name one hybrid type I personally HAVE been before, aside from a wolf, demon, chameleon and bird hybrid.
3) And finally, what season (the four seasons, I don't mean HC S6 lol) was it when I first met Papa?
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