You Owe Me Dinner

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Author's note
The following is a formal statement released by 'AC :3' concerning the most recent, unorthodox and frankly impossible event that occurred upon the Hermitcraft server, following a log of documented happenings that were left to snowball into catastrophe:

You owe me dinner.

(Also known as: Hermits Lose Their Collective Minds, ft. Child That Shouldn't Have That Much Power)

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AC :3 has added BDubs, Doc, Etho and 21 others to the groupchat!

AC :3 has renamed the groupchat to 'Plan A'!

AC: Ok. Capitalists. Poor people. Slaves. I have gathered you all today for a very important reason.

Xisuma: Which is?

AC: ... Hmmm... I was going to tell you straight but. Nah. Every wrong guess = a name changed.

Cleo: 'Straight'

Hypno: What if we don't guess anything?

AC :3 has renamed 'Hypno' to 'Example'!

Example: Hey!

Keralis: You want to do the sneaky-sneaking?

AC :3 has renamed 'Keralis' to 'Maybe'!

Maybe: Ooo!

Example: What? How is that fair!

XB: LOL

AC :3 has renamed 'XB' to 'this is going nowhere'

this is going nowhere: Right good point.

Doc: ... The date?

AC: We are getting somewhere!!

Gem: It's almost Pride!

AC: WE ARE GETTING SOMEWHERE.

Jevin: Pride... Celebration...?

AC :3 has renamed 'Jevin' to 'Close enough'

Close enough: Why

AC: You are close enough!

Close enough: That's what X said when he let Mumbo on the server.

Mumbo: Harsh, but fair.

Iskall: I thought the names were a pretty obvious system of clues.

Mumbo: Same.

AC: Yeah but not to Jev apparently-

Pearl: So you want to do something about Pride?

Cleo: X banned rainbow lasers but he didn't ban lightning bolts :)

Doc: I got you.

Cleo: Yes Doc! See, this is why you're my favourite NHO member :)

Etho: Ok Cleo.

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⏰ Last updated: Jun 29, 2023 ⏰

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