Dear Ryan Diaz

Chapter 16: Parties Don't Always End Well

Tia, Jacob, Barry and Robert: Ivan?!
Jacob: Shh.
Barry: Shh!
Robert: Shh!
Tia: Shhhhhh!
Carter: *Whispering* Guys! Stop it!
Ivan: Hey there, pal.
Ivan: Missed me?
Julian: Of course I did, man! You're a new student here?!
Ivan: You bet.
Julian: Wow! Fuck!
Carter: Hey, Ivan. It's good to see you again.
Ivan: Well, hello there, milady.
Ivan: I definitely missed you so much.
Julian: Enough.
*Tia's Thought Bubbles: Ooh, someone's jelly.
Barry: Uhh, Julian, Carter, who the heck is this dude?
Ivan: Who the heck are you?
Julian: Oh, how rude of me.
Julian: Ivan, that chestnut haired girl is Tia Smith.
Tia: Hey, you handsome man.
Julian: She's very flirty. Be careful with her.
Julian: This man bun dude here is Jacob Hernández.
Jacob: Sup, dude.
Julian: The tall brown haired man is Barry Cruz.
Barry: Now you know who the heck I am.
Barry: And Julian, it's brunette!
Julian: Whatever! It doesn't matter.
Jacob: Yeah, who cares?
Barry: What?
Julian: And last, but not least, this is Robert Blackwood, aka my math nerd, best friend.
Robert: Hey, man. Nice to meet you.
Ivan: Likewise, dude.
Julian: This guy is the one who helped me and Carter track the anonymous person.
Tia: Oh.
Barry: That makes sense then.
Ivan: Well, it's good to meet you guys.
Ivan: And I'm proud that you guys got to meet me too.
Ivan: I mean, who wouldn't even wanna meet me?
Jacob: Damn. I already love this dude.
Tia: I do too.
Tia: You should hit me up if you wanna get in the sack with me.
Tia: I'm professional in the sheets.
Julian: Okay, that's enough. You've already made your point, Tia.
Ivan: You're all awesome. I already like you guys.
Kathy: Hey, babe.
Barry: Oh, hey. What's up, babe?
Kathy: Nothing much. I just wanted to come and say hi.
Kathy: Oh and hello to you too, Jacob.
Jacob: Hey, my bitchy best friend.
Ivan: Who's the blondie?
Kathy: Hi, I'm assuming you're a new student, since I haven't seen you before.
Kathy: I'm Kathy Griffin.
Ivan: Well, I'm the one and only, Ivan Davis.
Ivan: The sexiest, coolest, funniest, foxiest, baddest-
Julian: Alright man, that's enough. We get it.
Julian: And yes Kathy, he's a new student.
Kathy: Figures.
Kathy: Oh, Tia, Carter, have you thought about coming to my party?
Kathy: It's tomorrow.
Carter: Oh, well... um...
Tia: Depends. Will there be drinks that'll make us get drunk?
Kathy: Definitely.
Tia: Then I'm in.
Tia: Carter, Julian, you guys are coming too.
Julian: Oh, but I-
Tia: You're coming, Julian.
Julian: Okie dokie.
Barry: I'm coming too, Kathy.
Kathy: You don't need to tell me that. Of course I know, babe.
Jacob: Same right here.
Ivan: Y'all are leaving me out. Am I invited?
Kathy: Of course you are. Every senior who goes here are invited.
Barry: Robert?
Robert: Uhh...
Rosie: Kathy, come on. Let's go.
Kathy: Coming. I gotta go now.
Kathy: See you guys at the party tomorrow.
Julian: Well, Robert?
Ivan: Why do I sense something weird from you man?
Ivan: Do you have a crush on her?!
Robert: What? No, Ivan!
Ivan: Did you slept with her?
Robert: No. I'm a homosexual.
Ivan: Ohhh. Then why the hell are you being so awkward?
Ivan: Everyone here was being normal, except for you.
Ivan: You couldn't even look at her with your own eyes.
Ivan: Something's off.
Julian: Ivan, I'll explain it to you later.
Julian: And Tia, I'm not going.
Tia: What?! Why?
Julian: Because now I hate parties.
Julian: I thought here in San Diego, parties would be fun and great, but turns out, it never ends well.
Julian: Which is why tomorrow I'm going to lay in my bed and be a loner.
Tia: No, Julian Hart. That's unacceptable. You're coming.
Julian: Tia-
Tia: Don't make me drag your ass.
Julian: You would never drag my ass.
Tia: Ah ah ah, don't tempt me.
Carter: It's true, Julian. You can't ever say no to Tia. She's rough.
Jacob: I like it rough.
Tia: Shut it, Jacob.
Tia: I get that I'm attractive and all, but I think you should control your boy panties.
Barry: Guys, you should come.
Barry: Kathy's parties are like totally awesome.
Barry: They're really enjoyable, so you should definitely join the party.
Jacob: Yeah, and there are going to be amazing drinks. I don't know about you guys, but I definitely wanna get drunk.
Julian: Fine, I'll come.
Julian: Robert?
Robert: No, thank you.
Tia: Robert.
Robert: Or actually, I'll uh... I'll participate in this event.
Julian: Cool.
Ivan: Count me in as well, bitches.
Ivan: Now if you'll excuse me, I have to get to class before the bell rings.
Ivan: Don't miss me too much, folks.
Barry: Is he always this conceited, Julian?
Julian: Yep, sometimes. You'll get used to it though.
Julian: He's surprisingly a very kind person once you start to know him better as a person.
Robert: How did you even became friends with him?
Julian: I used to go to school with him.
Carter: I gotta go as well too. Can't be late for class.
Carter: See ya later guys.