Things I've heard/said at school
Roman: Thai soup is like the bee movie, and the leaf is Jerry seinfeld
Logan: wwwwhat
Virgil: I'm a force of nature, like a flood. No one can stop me, or at least, no one's figured out how.
Roman, bopping his nose: sure you are cutie!
Virgil: I'm so ugly.
Logan: don't let Patton hear yo-
Patton *busting into the room*: you are my beautiful son, and to insult you is to insult me! Apologize now!
Virgil: I'm not insulting you thou-
Logan: just... just do it
Roman: Yeet is the opposite of yoink
Logan: What is a yeet and a yoink?
Patton: you two are cute together!
Virgil and Roman: WHATT NOOOOOOOO
Virgil: Everyone is mentally deranged... it's life.
Roman: oh! He's so scrumptious!!!
Patton: When I'm a therapist, we are just going to eat spaghetti and talk about life.
Virgil: When I'm a therapist, I'm going to rant to my clients about my depression and anxiety.
Virgil: Maybe I should change my life goal to crying, because I'm great at it.
Patton: you poor gumdrop!
Patton: I WAS BEING PRODUCTIVE, I WAS LOOKING AT PICTURES OF PUPPIES!!!!
Logan: that's not productive-
Patton: I WAS SHOWING YOU HOW CUTE THEY ARE!
Virgil: Don't you just hate when you slam your head against the wall multiple times... on purpose?
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Logicality and prinxiety oneshots
FanfictionHeyo, so the first few are older so that aren't as good as my newer ones. So you can either read from the beginning and see my progress or just skip ahead, whatever. Please send requests, I will do fluff, smut, etc. the only things I won't do is sui...
