Me: Ow my ear hurts.
Mom- *yanks ear*
Me- OW!!!
Mom- I think you have swimmers ear.
Me- Are you making that up?
Mom- No! *reads symptoms off of internet.
Me- Crap every symptom pretty much applies to me.
End
Well except now I have to go to the doctor..
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