agustd has created a groupchat with chimchim, acrylictae and fuckboykook.
agustd: jimin explain
chimchim: yoongi wouldnt let me create the chat
agustd: you would give it a stupid name
chimchim: i still could 😙
fuckboykook: hello what is this for hmmmm
acrylictae: yes pls explain
agustd: cant i just make a gc with my best buds?
fuckboykook: no
agustd: fuck you dude we dont even know each other
fuckboykook: you literally sent me cat memes the whole of thursday but fuck friendship i guess
chimchim: HDJDD yoon thats cute
agustd: shut it whore
acrylictae: how dare you talk to your bf like that
chimchim: its ok im his whore 🥰😙
acrylictae: i hate this
fuckboykook: dont worry ur my whore too bb
acrylictae: thanks
fuckboykook: no but yoongi what is this actually for my dude
agustd: well im glad you asked kind sir
agustd: my good friend taehyung proposed the fantastic idea to go on a double date to which i reluctantly said yes
agustd: now i thought i would be bored the whole time but genius jimin proposed that we have a ..... competition of sorts
fuckboykook: oh ??? 👀👀👀👀
acrylictae: kook istg
fuckboykook: what im not competitive
chimchim: wHaT iM nOt CoMpEtItIvE
fuckboykook: JIMDINF SJSJD SHUT
chimchim: didnt say anything 🤐
fuckboykook: i literally hate you
agustd: jeon. u dont even know what the competition is how are you already competitive eye
fuckboykook: then tell me ..
agustd: ight
agustd: so we compete to see who is the cutest couple
acrylictae: that is. less violent than i expected
acrylictae: was just expecting for yoon n kook to just have a fist fight whilst me and jimin watch and talk about our days
fuckboykook: i'd still do that
chimchim: just because youd win. noah fence yoon
agustd: WHAT
agustd: i would totally win
chimchim: literally stop lying
agustd: i aint lying whore
acrylictae: ur literally. so small. such a tiny man
fuckboykook: i could fit u in my pocket
agustd: is this bullying?
chimchim: ur like a borrower
agustd: i could call childline
fuckboykook: youre 21....
agustd: and?
fuckboykook: nvm
acrylictae: anyway. me and jungkook would love to participate in this challenge 🤝
fuckboykook: was gon complain about how you spoke for me but yeah im in 🤝
chimchim: me too 🤝
agustd: ok lads lets do this 🤝
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남자 아기 - kth.jjg
Fanfictionplease stop reading this😭😭😭😭😭 taehyung is an art student in desperate need of supplies and jungkook is a fuckboy who might be able to give him just that text fic lol i write on ao3 now - @/y2keiji
