Oh Shit

I'm way too old to talk to you

I can get arrested man



Me:

A-freaking-GAIN,

Not a man!



Not baby's new phone:

Okay okay! Chill!



Me:

How old are you? 

Forty?!



Not baby's new phone:

NO! 

I'm twenty-two



Me:

EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE ALRIGHT IF

YOU KEEP ME NEXT TO YOU!



not baby's new phone:

Oh my god

Please don't



Me:

YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT ME!



Not baby's new phone:

BUT I BET YOU WANT TO



Me:

What happened to:

"OMG please don't" attitude?



Not baby's new phone:

I figured... if I can't win fighting you, might as well join *shrugging*



Me:

*shrugging back*

Cool



Not baby's new phone:

So...



Me:

So...



Not baby's new phone:

What's your name?



Me:

Abby

Yours?



Not baby's new phone:

Lauren



Me:

Nice to meet you Lauren!


















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and things just got interesting...

have a great time zone kids. and sleep is important you should try that since i don't (i had a party and stayed up all night and now everything fucking hurts cause im so tired)

yeah bye

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