Narrator: Snorlax used Defence Curl and blocked Pidgey’s Air Slash!
Patrick: It’s super effective!
Mel: Snorlax, use Body-Slam!
Narrator: Snorlax used Body Slam
Fan-Girl 2: Oh no! Pidgey is paralysed!
Mel: Okay Snorlax! Use Heavy Slam and finish Pidgey off!
Narrator: Snorlax used Heavy Slam!
Jamie: It’s super effective!
Fan-Girl 3: Pidgey! No!
Narrator: Pidgey has been defeated!
Jamie: We won! You did it Mel!
(Jamie and Mel celebrate, hugging each other, etc.)
Patrick: Wait. (Patrick walks over and joins the fan girls)
Jamie: Patrick, what are you doing?
Patrick: it’s not over yet.
Mel: Patrick, I thought you hated the fan-girls!
Patrick: I lied. I’m not Patrick, I’m Patricia!
Jamie: Patricia?
Patrick/Patricia: Patricia. (whips off a wig and turns out to have blond hair and be a girl)[LO1]
Jamie: We trusted you!
Patrick/Patricia: I lied! I’m secretly a fan-girl! [insert evil laugh here]
Mel: No!
Jamie: No! It can’t be!
Patrick/Patricia: Oh, it can be!
Mel: This is illogical! None of this makes sense!
Jamie: So. It comes down to this, does it? A fight to the death between Snorlax and you?
Patrick/Patricia: Not me. Staryu, I choose you!
Narrator: Patrick chose, oh wait, hang on, he’s a she, isn’t she? Patricia chose Staryu!
Jamie: Oh would you shut up?
Narrator: Geez, just trying to do my job.
Jamie: I’ve had enough of you and your annoying narration! You’re not even all that good at it.
Narrator: Oh, well, way to make a guy feel bad. It’s not my fault, you know? I just do what I’m told, and get yelled at by ungrateful little twats like you. Well, you know what, I think I’m going to go jump off a ledge[LO2] now.
Jamie: Oh, don’t do that, I don’ really think you’re all that bad.
Narrator: Do you really think that?
Jamie: Yeah, I was just taking my anger and frustration at Patrick –
Patrick/Patricia: It’s Patricia.
Jamie: My anger and frustration at Patricia out on you. It’s not really your fault. In fact, I think you’re a wonderful Narrator.
Narrator: (tearfully) Really?
Jamie: Really. In fact, would you mind narrating the rest of this battle?
Narrator: I’d be honoured.
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